Sunday, April 12, 2015

Get The Story Straight,
Friends Of Jesus!

You wonder why people question the existence of your Big Fairy in the Sky, let alone your sincerity? One good reason is you gullible splitters can't even decide if your holiest of days is this wk. or last! Sheesh.


mikey said...

And how the hell can it be the holiest of days if I don't even get a day off work out of it???

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The real question is, when is the Feast of St Bouffant?

M. Bouffant said...

Eastern Easter Editor:
It's the old one about the child asking why there's no "Childrens Day" when there's a Fathers Day & Mothers Day; to which the parental unit replies "Every day is Childrens Day."

Now that I'm retired, EVERYDAY!!!

In civilized (& otherwise) countries the Monday after is a day off.