Wednesday, February 11, 2015

War On Terror

If you stupid jerk Americans are tired of pointless & never-ending military involvement in Middle Eastern religious bullshit you should get your heads out of your already lard-filled asses & declare war on the fossil-fuel extractors & their brand of terrorism.

If the President isn't willing to take this necessary step, but continues to deal not w/ the cause but only the symptoms of this bullshit, he should be impeached immediately, & (upon conviction) be shot like a dog on the White House Lawn, along w/ the boards of directors & middle management of every oil & gas company in the world.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh, just calm down. The Republicans are never going to approve of it since it came from The Kenyan Usurper anyway.

Basically, it's an epic Congressional Troll.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Eleventy-dimensional chess?

I see. So he's pushing the TPP, TTIP, and TISA to make sure they don't get signed?

Weird Dave said...

It comes down to whether they hate the black guy more than they want to kill brown people or if they want to kill brown people more than they hate the black guy...