Sunday, November 9, 2014

INAL, But ...

What the hell, let's all go to hell! I'm going for swiping this from MPS (And maybe other reasons; statutory limitations not applying to all of them, not another word!) where Dr. Chaps, Spirit Discerner, appeared some 16 days ago.I was so impressed by the ability of the newly-elected Colorado Legis-Preacher©® to discern spirits (Both holy & demonic, & not to be confused w/ distilling them!) & to interpret the First Amendment's no infringement on the freedom of the press clause as guaranteeing autonomy to people who happen to own a literal printing press that I had to honor his powers of discernment & astounding legal mind here as well.

Also, amused by his walking-cliché preacher/priest look: Balding, doughy/pudgy, chinless & four-eyed. The quadfecta. Genetic? Or just an unjust society's reaction to people who look like that? I couldn't tell you: I have all my hair.

Anyway, a mere matter of time until Colorado Springs elects the disturbed, delusional, & possibly dangerous disgraced ex-U.S. Navy chaplain their Witch-Finder General & he'll be rooting out (or maybe burning out, followed by running out of town on a rail, 19th Century style) those he has discerned to have "demonic" spirits on them. Or a successful Senate or gubernatorial run in 2016 & in 2021 he'll have former Pres. Hillary Clinton burned at a stake as part of his inaugural ceremonies.
Go away, evil! I rebuke your demonic ass!

3 comments:

Weird Dave said...

100% Genuine!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

If you spray it on your computer, will it make your Web of Evil disappear?

M. Bouffant said...

"Spray Away The Gay?" Editor:
We only report the evil, we don't make it.