Thursday, October 16, 2014

WANTED: Harder-Working Disease. Apply W/in.

Why can't nature get a serious airborne killer going? Plague, Spanish influenza, SuperClap, something, whatever. Is Ebola the best the planet has in its own defense?

Not running a fever here, just suffering terminally acute boredom. A black plague on all the gum-flapping morons in America's House of Representatives. (All too representative, aren't they?) Seal the borders! Stop all flights (from Texas)!! Quiver in fear!!!

2 comments:

Weird Dave said...

We're working on it...

Your friendly neighborhood secret government bio-weapons lab.

M. Bouffant said...

Plague Editor:
Damnit, the gov't.'s useless! Is there no private sector investment in interesting diseases?