Thursday, October 16, 2014

If At First ...

LAS VEGAS -- The Mixed Martial Arts fighter who is known as "War Machine” attempted to kill himself while in jail Tuesday, Oct. 14, that's according to Metro Police.
Better luck next time, asshole. There really aren't words for how vile this bastard is.
Koppenhaver is accused of severely beating his former girlfriend Christy Mack and strangling the man Mack was with. He pleaded not guilty to the 32 charges against him, which include two counts of attempted murder.
Big "man" until a few days in the pokey, then it's wuss-out time.

1 comment:

Weird Dave said...

Better luck next time, asshole.

Seriously.