Today In Televised Sports

No big league game today, so the 24/7 Dodger Channel is providing the punters last Saturdays Nashville Sounds at Albuquerque Isotopes ("The best family entertainment in town.") game. Will it be boring enough to force me to forage?

Other sporting telebision time-wasters now available to this reporter:

• The SEC (ESPN) Network: People who talk funny talking seriously about college football. Many coastal elitists would consider it hell. Current programming: A televised radio program w/ calls from S.E.C. fans. Which goes first, my frontal lobe or the tee vee set?
• Cup runneth over & staineth my pantaloons: The PAC12 Network & PAC12 Los Angeles were already available; suddenly ancient (PAC 10) college games may be seen on PAC12 Arizona, PAC12 Washington, PAC12 Oregon, PAC12 Mountain & PAC12 Bay Area.
• A pay soccer/Sharia infiltration channel

  beIN Sports is a global network of sports channels jointly owned and operated by Qatari Sports Investments (an affiliate of Al Jazeera Media Networks)

  is now available w/o extra charge, en Español.