Friday, June 27, 2014

State Of The Wk.: Oklahoma, Perhaps Not O.K.?

[TRIGGER WARNINGContent note: Broadway references; geographism; loons; sovereign citizenry.]

Are they doin' fine? We're a little worried. (Very little, but we try to pretend.) What exactly's happened in the Sooner State in the wk. (or two or so) since Fathers Day? ("State Of The Fortnight?")

Start w/ the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot & Trade Show, detailed in the howitzer item immediately below, chase that w/ a dose of 5%-of-the-vote Congressional primary candidate Hon. Timothy Ray Murray,
who seems quite confident the incumbent & primary winner, Rep. Frank Lewis, is, is ... only his words can do him justice:
Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.
Here are some more words from Murray, not in any obviously sensible order, but completely sic:
This is a situation similar to the Senators’ from Kentucky situation in the 2012 election. I am contesting that this matter has happen since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray’s DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people. Congress is likely wanting me to state that all my DNA used will not result in benefits to people I have never had relations with of a family nature. I have been bound to protect that information unless it causes harm to The People.
Hard to believe, but Timmy Ray may not be as Republican as he seems. (Incumbent Lewis said Murray ran for the same seat as a Democrat in 2012.) He might do better (Seven, even eight per cent?) under the banner of a party more tailored to his particular issues than the G.O.P. (currently) is. The Philip K. Dick/William S. Burroughs Mutual Memorial Sci-Fi Paranoia/Sovereign Citizen DNA Party? W/ Timmy Ray Fester pimping it? He'll be clearing out all the DoD DNA on Inauguration Day 2017!
Hon. Timothy Ray Murray
is an Oklahoman and Republican.
Then on the sidebar of the telebision station whence the howitzer story, more from the Dude-Brahs4Jesus at the Ignite Church, which we hadn't previously registered as being Oklahoman. (Okie-dar may need re-calibration.)
Hammerstein's wind comes sweeping down the plain alright, but once it arrives it whistles right the fuck through the state's collective brain, in one ear (of corn) & out the other.

Geographism Disclaimer: Yeah, we know. Random meaningless universe, arbitrary imaginary lines on paper, could happen anywhere, in any jurisdiction. (Any in the U.S.; possibly not in the civilized world.) If you live in Oklahoma, or just know decent people there, we're sorry if this caused anyone emotional distress (Please put the gun down. Hurting yourself won't help ... it'll just hurt.) & we're sorry you they or anyone must live there. (We coastal elites complaining pseudo-bitterly that L.A. is hell are shamelessly spoiled brats. Condescending, also too.)

A bit later: We're just being cruel to this poor sod.

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