Obviously Stupid

TIME has a test: It's pathetically divided between assholery & decent humanity. The only possible choices are the degree to which you agree or disagree w/ the inanely obvious statements.

NB: Liking & having a neat desk are two entirely different things. I may not be madly in love w/ fusion cuisine, but the very concept doesn't give me the heebie-jeebies. (Can't get more liberal than being a Chrome user, apparently. Ha!) Do get your nose out of the smut, 'though. (That should read that I don't think my partner "should be" looking at smut. Incompetence, poor grammar & never proofing anything are apolitical proofs of conservativism, right?)