Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Consumer Report

Son of a bitch! Van de Kamp's® (Distributed by Pinnacle Foods Group LLC, Cherry Hill NJ 08003+3620 USA) has fucked us. Just look at this:
The packaging promised us 10 "beer-battered fillets"' we rec'd. only nine. (Five of which we'd et before realizing we'd been rooked.)

A fish stick & a lump of fish-like product encased in gluten & grease are not adequate compensation. Rotten bastards.


Weird Dave said...

"Flounder. You fucked-up. You trusted us."

Looks like you're enjoying your granite countertop at least.

mistah charley, ph.d. said...

when i ate that kind of stuff i got gorton's

BadTux said...

The question is whether you received, by weight, the amount of fish that you paid for.

My guess: Yes.

- Badtux the Weighty Penguin

M. Bouffant said...

Eatin' Editor:
Weight not volume indeed, & we'd guess yes as well, but after this breach of trust who can say?

Gorton's offers the a very similar 10 B-B Fillets, but their pkg. contains five or six grams less for the same price. (Could that be their profit margin?) No taste or quality diff. that we can discern.

M. Bouffant said...

Not-Eating Editor Adds:
Not granite. Same plastic crap that's been there four-&-a-half yrs.

There are a couple more or less two ft. square remnants sitting on the side of the bldg., but that's too big for a chopping board, & too much sweat to get inside.

M. Bouffant said...

Further research by our fishy editor has revealed that the weight difference is a full 25 grams in favor of Van de Kamp's®. We apologize for any confusion.