(We are led to understand that not all the universe follows our Twit feed, & we are all about sharing.)REALIZATION OF IMPENDING MORTALITY: If I'd ever spawned & done it young, I'm now totally old enough to be Ke$ha's (biological) grandfather.
— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) March 3, 2013
6 comments:
Don't take it twitterpersonally.
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You tweet? Does this mean I can tell you to get offa my lawn?
Past 'old enough to be her father' and am now 'old enough to be her grandfather'.
Yep. (In my defense, I would like to mention that I don't really like taking the young'ens home).
J.D. Editor:
Having realized nothing is too trivial for this place, we twit about once a month.
And say what you want, we're still pissing on your lawn & breaking beer bottles.
Is that the kind of "defense" that needs an att'y.?
I respectfully wish to invoke my right of the fifth amendment.
Recursive Ed.:
my right
Head spinning ... Whoa, it's like we entered the outer limits zone here!
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