Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Marriage Is For Squares

It's a corrupt & bourgeois institution & no one should have any interest in perpetuating its patriarchal bullshit, let alone actually marrying another human being. Talk about "icky," our skin crawls just thinking about it.

Shorter: Marriage is fascism. Fuck it.


Substance McGravitas said...

Also: a great triumph to be allowed to kill people in the armed forces?

M. Bouffant said...

War Dep't. Editor:
Equal rights to murder, yes.