Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Napping God

At least these shits are admitting that their Hebrew Gawd of War is asleep on the job. Now if they'll just admit he's as dead as a fucking doornail.

Added bonus: Masochism-à-go-go.
Some of those who have faulted Benedict for resigning have pointed to the late Pope John Paul, who said he would "not come down from the cross" despite his bad health because he believed his suffering could inspire others.
What is wrong w/ these peopleglobs of protoplasm? What can "suffering" "inspire" other than further suffering, apparently merely for the sake of suffering? It's an entire religion dedicated to making its adherents into whipped dogs.

Sufferation:

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think J-- has a potential new header for you.
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M. Bouffant said...

Health Editor:
Too bad we gave up soft drinks. If those had been Dr Pepper bottles that shot would be closer to our reality than we'd like to admit.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Actually, I could relate to a God of Naps.

Shit. You gave up drugs, alcohol, AND soft drinks? What's left?

M. Bouffant said...

Straight Edge Editor:
We're still on drugs: Benazepril-HCTZ & Bupropion. (Also why we're on the proverbial wagon.) It's all hate rage pain fear anger yada from here onward. Spite, too.

Weird Dave said...

Its chemical name is 3-chloro-N-tert-butyl-β-ketoamphetamine, a substituted cathinone (β-ketoamphetamine), as well as substituted amphetamine. The drug therefore is a mild psychostimulant.

Mmmmmmm..mild psychostimulant

Oh, and speaking as a masochist, there's a lot to be said for suffering.

M. Bouffant said...

Stimulated Editor:
No wonder we can't sleep past noon any more.