Thursday, February 14, 2013

Local Election Action

Seeing that the least funny person in these United Snakes who intends (we think) to be funny, one Will Farrell (What is his fucking deal, anyway?) has endorsed a candidate for Mayor of Hell (nagonna look for a link, we're sure it's all over the damn Internet) we'd probably be against that candidate, merely on general principles, but the candidate in this case is someone on whom we wouldn't piss were he on fire, Eric Garcetti, who happens to be the current Council member for District 13, in which we live.

Why wouldn't we piss on Garcetti to save his life?  In 2011, when we were having a bit of a problem w/ a city agency we called Garcetti's office seeking someone to light a fire (Figure of speech, cretins, don't have a fit!) under said agency. We called the office, talked to someone who right fucking then started passing the buck, claiming that another jerk flunky handled those sorts of problems, or problems w/ that agency, or whatever the fuck, & he'd be happy to take our name & number & the other jerk would call us back. By now it should be obvious that we never heard another word from anyone in Councilperson Garcetti's office. Imagine that sort of buck-passing, lying, unresponsive crap applied city-wide.

Therefore, negative endorsements: Choose whom you will, locals, but among all the candidates not named Garcetti. And you probably shouldn't vote for Kevin James (not the King of Queens Kevin James) a right-wing buffoon who had/has a radio program, & is so fucking stupid that Chris "Tweety" Matthews can handle him. Note to Mr. James: Give up already. There are not enough honkies (let alone nasty racist ones) in the Valley to get your lame ass elected to dog-catcher.

Added reason not to vote for Eric Garcetti: No more political dynasties/aristocracy! His father Gil was L.A. County D.A. for two terms. Fuck that noise.

And, a look at the race from long-time local politics/gummint reporter/editor Bill Boyarsky.

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