Saturday, September 29, 2012

Kawffe

It's National Coffee Day, but at this hr. it's too fucking late to get any free cups of joe from 7-Eleven.
Researchers this year found that java drinkers who average several cups per day have the lowest risk of death during the study. Another study this month found evidence that the brew can reduce physical pain.
Between the aspirin & the coffee we should live to a ripe (odor-wise) old age & piss on many graves (coffee being a diuretic). And new info about the reefer might inspire us to return it to our list of vices.

Friday, September 28, 2012

A Warning To The Bosses

Hey bossman, karma is a bitch.

A shame, probably (we didn't know him; could as easily as not been have been scum who also deserved it) that the UPS guy was murdered, but dig bossman Reuven:
"The standards were really high," Norlander said. "Reuven was driven. If you didn't live up to his expectations, you failed."
Sounds like a fucking jerk to us. Who is he to judge? Who failed this time?

And it's always disappointing when these bright sensitive loners (Hey! That's us!) kill themselves rather than go totally hog-wild.
Police who searched his home across town in south Minneapolis found a second handgun and packaging for 10,000 rounds of ammunition, but no obvious answers.
10,000 rounds? Many more bosses could have been sent where they belong.

Friday Night News Dump

We were going to post a picture of a big lump of crap that we have (The photo, not the lump of dump itself.) but it was making even us a little queasy.

Count your fucking blessings.

MURDER!

Nothing to see here, just move along ...

Thursday, September 27, 2012

"Chinga" Meteorite

An ancient Buddhist statue that was recovered by a Nazi expedition in the 1930s was originally carved from a highly valuable meteorite.
Researchers say the 1,000-year-old object with a swastika on its stomach is made from a rare form of iron with a high content of nickel.

They believe it is part of the Chinga meteorite, which crashed about 15,000 years ago.
From the Beeb. Why we snicker.

Do Evil To Google. Now!

Any one else having trouble composing when a YouTube video has been embedded? We sure are, & we're getting very angry.

If only you chump-ass losers would get off your lard-asses & get to Mtn. View (an unspeakable shit-hole when we were Bay Area residents, & doubtless only made worse by Gurgle's presence there) w/ torches, pitchforks & some big-ass magnets w/ which to destroy their servers & everything stored on them.

Fucking Stanford/Hoover Institution assholes.

File this one under "Chopping off the hands of those who feed you shit, & shoving their hands up their asses before they bleed out."

Harvester Of Eyes

And spreader of lies about "his" job-creating, Mitt Romney.
TRANSCRIPT: Bain Capital is an investment partnership which was formed to invest in startup companies and ongoing companies, then to take an active hand in managing them and hopefully, five to eight years later, to harvest them at a significant profit…
Corn concludes:
In this clip, Romney mentioned that it would routinely take up to eight years to turn around a firm—though he now slams the president for failing to revive the entire US economy in half that time.

WAKE UP!!

And as expressed by poets.

More Mormon Milk

Well, well, we didn't know TIME® had hidden its stale shit behind a paywall (Kind of like locking a pint of Popov in the high-dollar liquor case at the supermarket, innit?) but they have, so thanks to Political Wire for providing some of this horseshit from supreme Washington Media Village hack Jon Meacham.
"By cultural and theological conditioning, Romney expects life to be difficult, even confounding -- hence the need for the analytical skills of a management consultant. Mormons are accustomed to conflict and expect persecution. The Mormon sense of destiny gives followers a part in a divine story, a larger saga of the conflict between good and evil, infusing their lives with both great purpose and keen pragmatism. Viewing Romney through the lens of the Mormon understanding of history helps explain his ambition, his devotion to personal liberty and his comfort with expediency.... As a devout Mormon leader, Romney knows his church history, and he knows that difficulty and doubt are inherent elements of life. The key thing is to remain faithful, to serve, to press ahead -- to the next territory that might welcome you, to the next voter who might decide to give you a chance."
"His comfort w/ expediency." In the English of truth this would be expressed: "Romney lies like a rug, w/ the complete approval of his religion," but of course an Episcopalian suckwad like Meacham is too politehas too big a stick up his ass to express something so vulgar (or true).

Theocracy? You Tell Us.

For added kicks, let's look at the opening paragraph of Meacham's poop:
On the eve of America's bicentennial in 1976, a leading authority of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints rose to speak at the Mormons' biannual General Conference in Salt Lake City. "Can we maintain our basic freedoms, peace and prosperity for another 200 years?" he asked, rhetorically, before continuing, "The answer to this question is yes, if we shall individually repent and conform to the laws of the God of this land, who is Jesus Christ."
As conveniently interpreted for you by a bunch of wretched old men who call themselves prophets. Remember, this was two yrs. before the old men decided that "colored people" were OK by them. Sort of.

Some previous coverage of how you fucking sheep are being lied to on a daily basis.

More Abuse & Threats For A Moron

Oh look, here is the cretin who developed Battery Bar, one shit named Chris Thompson:
Legible:

Source Code

Development has ceased on Task Reporter and somewhere along the way, I lost the original source code.

If you'd like to see the source, use .NET Reflector to disassemble the executable.
Jesus fuck, he "lost the original source code?" What the hell? If he has a dick, he's lucky it's permanently attached. (Although that can be changed, if you know what we mean.)

Luckily for jerk-off Thompson he appears to be a dirty filthy foreign person who is 16 hrs. ahead of us (east cost of Australia, then) & therefore pretty much unreachable in the flesh that we would strip from his bones were we to get a hold of him. Not that we wouldn't swim the Pacific to seriously hurt this guy & fuck his mother in return for the anxiety & wasted time he caused us. Five mins. worth of suffering on our part, at least.

WARNING!! DANGER!!

Do not install the piece of shit program "Battery Bar" on your devil-box, no matter how many morons recommend it, as it will make your taskbar useless; not a good thing when your desktop isn't cluttered w/ icons & you start most programs from the taskbar.

(The list of those who will be put against a wall & shot when the revolution comesany fucking day now increases by one. Do these people know w/ whom they have fucked?)

Search Bait From The Spam Trap

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Ours Too!

Down w/ our cuzzes in ELA!
A barista explained that the most popular drink was the caramel Frappuccino.
Commenter L Kay can go fuck him- or herself, however:
Yikes! Over 410 calories in a 16 ounce Caramel Frap. I hope those making it the most popular drink are having the drinks as very occasional treats and not as a frequently-consumed item. No wonder Type 2 diabetes and childhood obesity are on the rise.
Nannies are Nazis!

Milk Before The Meat

Considering that his cultish con job of a religion is based on lies that shouldn't fool any semi-rational third-grader, & that said religion is happy to lie about itself in its attempts to con more suckers, why is anyone mystified by the non-stop bullshit that spews from Romney & his campaign?We certainly aren't, but we're much more knowledgeable than the clowns who run the nat'l. media, who are somehow amazed that lying sacks of shit lie like rugs. Which commandment is the "No Lying" one again, people of faith?

Robot Threat Continues

It is the official position of Just Another Blog (From L.A.)™ that we do not want our toaster or any other kitchen appliances connected to the Internet, wireless or otherwise. What is wrong w/ these people?

Too Late!

Warned of the robot menace/plague & suddenly we are advised "There is a problem w/ your battery, so your computer might shut down suddenly."

What the fuck? Four yrs. of using the damn thing 16/18 hrs. a day (seldom on battery power, by the way) 99 out of 100 days & it goes bad? How much will this cost us?

No Humans Required

Younger people are fucked. We will be dead. Capitalists & their Jee-ziz freak buddies will do a 180 & be calling for mandatory abortions, sterilizations & euthanasia to reduce the dependent population. Ha ha, fuck you, humanoid loser.
One possibly positive result:
Among the robot-era rich, the big winners might be landlords and resource owners, whose income does not depend on doing things that computer programs might do better, but merely on ownership of particular parcels of property. Mineral rights owners might be tomorrow’s answer to today’s hedge fund tycoons. Of all forms of wealth, passive income from the ownership of property is the least justified in terms of personal merit or effort. Look for anti-landlord campaigns like that of Henry George in the 19th century to make a comeback in the 21st.
Why fucking wait? Kill them now, & use a robot to do it!

The Good Life*

Managed to sleep from about 0330 until 1345. Squares w/ jobs are invited to reëxamine their pathetic fucking existences & the horrible choices they made that put them there.

Nothing like being morally superior.
*Original Freudian slip/typo title: "The Goof Life."

Atonement

The Christ-killersJews have started their half-assed one day of fasting. Their fellow Abrahamic fuck-faces, the Muslins, must really believe in a gawd, because during their stupid Ramalamadingdong festival, they half-fast for a month, not just the one day the Hebes require.

Either way it's bullshit. Note how the CatholicsChildren's Church of Perversion has a festival of denial themselves, but those rapists only give up meat, jacking off, humping the helpless or whatever for a mo. or so, & don't even fast.

Guess we know who'll win the big religious war: The most serious fasters, obviously.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Six Fucking Wks.

Six wks. of interminable-seeming suffering until the election, seven wks. or so until the unreconstructed cretins, morons, idiots, & imbeciles that compose America hit Peak Wingnut & rise up in revolution against the usurper. That's a landslide we'll be happy to see: Crackers vs. the U.S. Army. (Minus the deserters, of course.) They'll be spread out in a fine pinkish slime all over those roads they didn't build.

Bring it, you fucking losers.

Monday, September 24, 2012

New Ottoman Empire

Crikey, what a maroon! Someone please put Louie & the rest of the nation out of his & our suffering.

Song Of The Wk. & V.O.

V.O., preferred by some locally.

Hope Springs Eternal

Fingers crossed this is the solution.
New virus, or mole? Either way we want it to kill you all.
British health authorities have alerted the U.N. of a new respiratory virus in a severely ill patient from Qatar.

The man was sickened by a coronavirus, which causes most common colds but also causes SARS, or severe acute respiratory syndrome. In 2003, SARS killed hundreds of people, mostly in Asia, in a short-lived outbreak.

Britain's Health Protection Agency said in a statement late Sunday that the 49-year-old patient had recently traveled to Saudi Arabia.

The U.N. health agency says virus samples from the patient were almost identical to those of a 60-year-old Saudi national who died earlier this year.

The World Health Organization says it is trying to determine the public health implications of the two cases but isn't currently recommending travel restrictions.

Hatin' On America For The Wrong Reasons

Right wing doodie-heads type shit about America.
So I gather, anyhow, from The New Leviathan: The State Versus the Individual in the 21st Century and Future Tense: The Lessons of Culture in an Age of Upheaval, two compilations of jeremiads by the conservatives’ intellectual crème de la froth. Individually published in pamphlet form over the past three years by Encounter Books honcho Roger Kimball, the essays of The New Leviathan aim to bring, he says, “an 18th-century sense of political urgency and rhetorical wit” to the modern age.
Bring back the rhetorical wit & politics of 1720!

These now-bookified pamphlets feature many regular NRO contributors; where else to go for hateful idiocy w/ a fine patina of pretension & psuedo-intellect? Lines are drawn, however; this shit is serious, & no Jonahs need apply:
It’s worth remembering that Kimball’s contributors represent the respectable—indeed, in their own minds, the high-minded—face of conservative thinking. (Pimples on the body politic’s rump like, say, Jonah Goldberg are blessedly MIA, although it may go without saying that the heterodox likes of David Frum are too.) Yet with few exceptions, Richard Hofstadter’s “paranoid style” is in full cry. Never particularized as to personnel but clearly meaning us no good, shadowy entities like “globalists” and “the international Left” flit malignantly through essay after essay, like the Comintern trying out a casual-Fridays look.
Further proof about Charles Murray:
Then somebody parodying Charles Murray—apparently with Murray’s permission, since his byline isn’t in quotes—applies “historiometric methods” to determine the preconditions for a great culture. Anyone capable of claiming that “artistic elites have been conspicuously nihilist for the last century” is destined to sound brainy only on Twitter, but Murray futzes around a good deal before his roundhouse punch: “Religiosity is indispensable to a major stream of artistic accomplishment.”
Enough w/ the reiteration already; read it yourself.

Did We Miss Anything?

Barely aware the Emmys® were on last night; could not possibly, &c. ...

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Footsball Riot?

Crowd at NFL game in Baltimore chanting "BULLSHIT!" very clearly over the publicNBC's airwaves, in reaction to scab referees.

Announcer Al Michaels on the labor issues: "Who knows who's right or wrong ... yada yada." Bullshit. Screw you, Al.

Walled Garden Report

Iran Announces Plan To Launch Domestic Internet By March 2013 (And To Block Google Today)

No word as to whether Mark Zuckerberg or any of the other Facebook founders were assisting the Iranians w/ their effort.

Self-Deportation

Once things get crummy enough (or are made miserable enough) they'll self-deport, sez Romney.

Apparently this is also popular w/ people who have no place to deport themselves but heaven, or elsewhere.
Suicide is now the leading cause of injury-related death in America, and the economy may be to blame
(Maybe Mitt will give these losers the old posthumous baptism & they can find work under him when he moves on up to his own planet.)
An extremely disturbing new study published in the American Journal of Public Health finds that suicides have replaced car accidents as the leading cause of injury-related death in the U.S. This is partly because deaths from automobile accidents are down* — that’s the good news.

But the truly catastrophic news is that the suicide rate has increased dramatically: between 2000 and 2009, according to data from the U.S. National Center for Health Statistics, deaths by suicide went up by 15%, and deaths from poisoning increased by a whopping 128%. Moreover, researchers say that many of the poisoning deaths, which are labeled as “accidental,” may actually be intentional. According to the study’s author, Professor Ian Rockett, an epidemiologist at West Virginia University, “Suicides are terribly undercounted; I think the problem is much worse than official data would lead us to believe.” He added “there may be 20 percent or more unrecognized suicides.”
Note well: From 2000 to 2009, under the George W. Bush administration. Maybe he could kill himself in solidarity. Or choke on to death on a fucking pretzel.
*This is only because people can't afford to drive as much as when they had money. If the economy picks up there'll be more hamburger on the highways.

W/ Jesus Now

Our cable system having (after a mere nine yrs. of negotiation) agreed just yesterday to carry the NFL Network, we will be worshiping at the Church of Football (American) rather than surfing the Internet & posting inane drivel today.

Oh look, Cleveland ... uh, no ... Cincy & Wash., wait, now it's N'awlins/somewhere ... no, back to Cincy & Wash., a flag is tossed ... 'Niners/Vikings now ...

Amen.

Sunday Sermon

OUTRAGE!!
25 yrs. moaning about this? Really.