Friday, November 9, 2012

Where Was Jesus?

Remember this guy, who went from a mere 200,000 signatures on his Internet petition to 1,600,000? Where'd he & his 1.6 million voters go? Really, what happened? Was it the skewed polls?
Missing in action.
Ooops, wrong website. Try this one.

8 comments:

Weird Dave said...

Here's another one

I sure hope 2,186,986 people voted for Jesus.

mikey said...

I think I see the problem - dood's an imposter. If you're gonna run around claiming to be a messiah and a prophet who is a Palestinian born in Bethlehem you probably shouldn't have blonde hair and blue eyes. I mean, what's his next story going to be, that his ancestors were freed slaves?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Isn't he supposed to be carrying a gun?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And riding a dinosaur?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jesus looks like a Doobie Brother.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was unaware this was a Christian song.

mikey said...

He's got one o'these under that robe.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Miami_Vice_-_Season_2#Ithaca_37_Stakeout

M. Bouffant said...

Musical Editor:
Ah, Mekons = V.U. - heroin + Limey.

Where were you back in '72?