Thursday, November 1, 2012

Expert Financial Advice

From a pro: Spend it while you have it.
We'll get right on that.

5 comments:

OBS said...

How much does the "performance" upgrade cost, and how many extra horsepowers does the checking account have now?

M. Bouffant said...

Non-Performing Editor:
Oh ho! We'd thought it was just inane branding, but putting it in that context we suddenly realized that, as it's the AFTRA-SAG FCU, "performance" is what someone thought would be clever & meaningful to stupid acting types.

Weird Dave said...

At least it's a credit union.

M. Bouffant said...

Credit Report Editor:
Yeah, it is a CU, but the only reason we're overdrawn is they've taken to hitting members w/ a US$15.00 charge if their average monthly balance is under US$250.00. Otherwise we'd have had enough money to get a pack of butts today & avoid embarrassment. They also make members keep $50.00 (US) in the savings acc't. & don't let us touch it.

It is a quandary & a dilemma what the hell to do. Mebbe we'll just get one of those Social Security debit cards; not as if we'll ever be getting a car or house or anything loan from them.

Substance McGravitas said...

Might get out of the month with a positive balance! Woo hoo!