Thursday, September 20, 2012

Weak ... Obama Bows To Enraged Kiwis

Another Obama administration official is on an appeasement and apology tour, this time going next-door to the very bottom of the world just to let a tiny island nation of simple sheep-herding (but English-speaking, if you know what I mean) folk push us around by being anti-nuclear and keeping our sailors off their silly beaches. No one would even exist without those little atomic nucleons, which the whiny anti-nuke liberals/science people should know; where these shepherds get goofy ideas like that I don't know, but Obama's Defense Czar is whispering and needs to grow a pair of big sticks and put on his man-pants too.
(Reuters) - The United States has lifted a ban on visits by New Zealand warships to U.S. defense and coast guard bases around the world, further thawing relations after a 26-year stand-off on nuclear issues.
U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made the announcement during a visit to New Zealand on Friday. He said Washington would lift restrictions on military exercises and facilitate more talks with New Zealand even though Wellington maintains its long-held nuclear-free stance.

For the first time since the suspension of the ANZUS Treaty in 1986, Washington will allow individual visits by Royal New Zealand Navy ships to U.S. Department of Defense or Coast Guard facilities in the United States and around the world, Panetta said in Auckland, New Zealand's largest city.
Following such a display of weakness I expect more dead American diplomats within hours. Their blood will be on your hands, Nobama.

9 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Ha ha kneel before your Kiwi overlords!!
This is why we don't want big manly Mouton to win.

Smut Clyde said...

M. Bouffant seizes the opportunity to use the "Fucking Sheep" label in the verbal rather than the adjectival sense.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And here they are, gloating already!
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mikey said...

When I read this I was shocked.

I had NO IDEA that New Zealand HAD warships...

M. Bouffant said...

Int'l. Relations Editor:
We label both ways. (And no hobbit jokes.)

Plus, we didn't even know the ANZUS treaty had been suspended or whatever. (All they have are frigates: Not to worry.)

M. Bouffant said...

Added Info Editor:
Two frigates. Period.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Plus, we didn't even know the ANZUS treaty had been suspended or whatever.

Hell, I didn't even know the ANZUS treaty had ever been enacted. Obviously the treaty was enacted under a weak liberal administration, because if it had been enacted when a Republican was in charge it would have been the USANZ treaty. AMERICA FIRST! Dammit.

Another Kiwi said...

Usually one or both of them is in dry dock due to the ship spinning and the propeller staying still.

Substance McGravitas said...

Thank god for the extra forces that can now be summoned to Djibouti.