Monday, September 10, 2012

Retirement

Up at the crack of 1000. Accomplished by 1500:
Cups of coffee. Sweating. Finished a pack of butts. Read crap on the Internet, wasted an hr. looking for the "Song of The Wk." Listened to the DVR of the Stephanie Miller show (No good; she's on vacation this wk.) while wading through Wonkette threads. Breakfast (just before 1500): Baked 2/3 lb. of frozen Swedish (style) meatballs & et 'em.

Things picked up considerably post-1500. We put on pants & a shirt, went out for butts & Dr Pepper (too hot & humid for un-iced coffee as caffeine & sugar delivery). Checked mail (nothing) returned to the bunker, took our clothes off & typed this while smoking & drinking Dr Pepper. May be nap time.

6 comments:

mikey said...

I wish I had half of your time management/efficiency skills.

I have to start significantly earlier to accomplish half as much...

M. Bouffant said...

Not That Efficient Editor:
Some days we don't get around to consuming anything but coffee & cigs for well over five hrs.

BadTux said...

It's hard work, but somebody has to do it.

- Badtux the Unretired Penguin

M. Bouffant said...

Sticky Editor:
No kidding it's hard work; we're still sweating like two pigs. Granted it's been 85°F in the bunker all day.

BadTux said...

Pigs don't sweat. That's why they wallow in the mud. Like politicians, except more attractive.

- Badtux the Encyclopedic Penguin

M. Bouffant said...

Common Usage Editor:
We know, but it's too obvious to note we're sweating like an us, & "sweating like a horse" just doesn't cut it.