Saturday, September 29, 2012

Kawffe

It's National Coffee Day, but at this hr. it's too fucking late to get any free cups of joe from 7-Eleven.
Researchers this year found that java drinkers who average several cups per day have the lowest risk of death during the study. Another study this month found evidence that the brew can reduce physical pain.
Between the aspirin & the coffee we should live to a ripe (odor-wise) old age & piss on many graves (coffee being a diuretic). And new info about the reefer might inspire us to return it to our list of vices.

5 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Makes me want to start drinking coffee.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've heard that aspirin and coffee mean you don't need to take high blood pressure medicine.

(I invented this rumor meself, but it sounds good, doesn't it?)
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I couldn't survive without the stuff... although yerba mate makes a suitable substitute, although it's not as pleasurable to drink.

jim said...

WOO HOO, 3 for 3!

Gimpy leg has a hidden silver lining! I have to take my ASA on the 4 nights/week I work, or the 2km walk at the end of my commute becomes pure fucking agony.

PROTIP: Use a love-string (which can also be a short length of chain) when you brew your Sacred Nectar to prevent splashing, & your coffee will have more flavinoids = tastier & better for you (flavinoids are also anti-oxidants).

M. Bouffant said...

Health & Morbidity Editor:
Now jim can live longer and suffer more. Winning.

love-string (which can also be a short length of chain)
Won't share what sort of image "love-string" summons. (You mean like a light-pull chain?)

No complaints about the BP med; less getting up to whiz during sleepy time, as the croaker promised.