Thursday, September 6, 2012

Burnin' 4 U

Sex Goddess Ann Althouse's crush remains unrequited:
Burning on the inside sounds like sex to me*, and that sound is amplified when it's coming out of Bill Clinton's mouth. Clinton's story is permeated with hidden — but not hidden enough! — sexual matters. So if Bill Clinton says that Barack Obama is outwardly cool but he burns on the inside for America, I'm getting the message that Obama is behaving like a gentleman but he really wants to screw us. (And obviously, Obama-haters will say he's been screwing us for 4 years.)
*What did Meade bring to their marriage?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

BOC Lyrics!

M. Bouffant said...

Soft White Underbelly Ed.:
As writ by our meatspace acquaintance.

Substance McGravitas said...

*What did Meade bring to their marriage?

Help carrying things back from the liquor store.

M. Bouffant said...

STD Editor:
Not exactly what we meant, but isn't co-dependency grand?