Friday, September 28, 2012

A Warning To The Bosses

Hey bossman, karma is a bitch.

A shame, probably (we didn't know him; could as easily as not been have been scum who also deserved it) that the UPS guy was murdered, but dig bossman Reuven:
"The standards were really high," Norlander said. "Reuven was driven. If you didn't live up to his expectations, you failed."
Sounds like a fucking jerk to us. Who is he to judge? Who failed this time?

And it's always disappointing when these bright sensitive loners (Hey! That's us!) kill themselves rather than go totally hog-wild.
Police who searched his home across town in south Minneapolis found a second handgun and packaging for 10,000 rounds of ammunition, but no obvious answers.
10,000 rounds? Many more bosses could have been sent where they belong.

2 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"I remember when he was hired; he was a quiet guy," he said. "I wouldn't have thought he would have done anything like this."

Why would anyone say this? It's always the quiet loner who pulls this stunt. The brash loudmouth never shoots up the whole office.

M. Bouffant said...

Quiet Loner Editor:
Which probably means we're just being an Internet blowhard & not to worry.

Also: Loner w/ problems.