Sunday, July 8, 2012

"What are your thoughts on George Soros and his agenda for America?"

Yes, Brad Thor, what are your thoughts on the Soros agenda? Are these thoughts any different from the Glenn Beck fantasies you've swallowed whole? No?

Moving on then, could you advise us which subway stations should be reinforced against impending invasion by the mole people? Sasquatch? Does the Loch Ness monster disprove evolution? Today's the 65th anniv. of the Roswell, NM flying thing whatever. Where do you think Obama is hiding the aliens? How far up your ass does your head go?

We could go on, but why, when Mrs. Thomas's ghost-writer will take it from here, in Ginni's inimitable (What, seventh-grade?) book report style?
Brad Thor [Stop it! You're killing us w/ this "Brad Thor" bit. — Editor/Publisher] is a conservative literary culture warrior.

If you liked Jack Bauer and the TV series “24,” you’ll love the best-selling stories Thor weaves about warriors in the intelligence world waging battle to maintain our freedoms.

Thor, 43, is an old-fashioned patriot and political thriller author. His last book, “Full Black,” pits a former Navy SEAL Team Six member against a George Soros-like character who seeks to destabilize America. His next book, “Black List,” comes out later this month.

Noting Thor’s propensity to insert so many facts into his fictional novels, radio host Glenn Beck said Thor’s books should be referred to as “fact-ion.”
Wait, the guy typesweaves a best-selling story containing such facts as "The sky was blue-ish & the sun was warm," so it's all true?

5 comments:

mikey said...

Seems like everybody with a keyboard and an itch to write fiction these days falls back on a character who is a "former SEAL". I suppose this is to lend a certain veracity to their superpowers.

Navy SEALs. Batman with an M4 and a throbbing member™...

vacuumslayer said...

I wish they had to courtesy to at least tell us how Soros is going to "destabilize" the country. What does that even mean? What signs should I be on the lookout for? And when should I put on my tinfoil hat? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I wish they had to courtesy to at least tell us how Soros is going to "destabilize" the country. What does that even mean? What signs should I be on the lookout for? And when should I put on my tinfoil hat? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS

Whoa, you're not in on the plot?

AWRIGHT, WHO FORGOT TO SEND VS THE BLAST-FAX?!?!?

Substance McGravitas said...

destabilize America

I believe Moneybags Soros is going to call in all mortgages. HA HA HA.

M. Bouffant said...

DoD Editor:
Didn't SEAL Team Six lose a freaking helo when they killed Bin Laden('s double)? Some Übermenschen.

Then Soros sells them to the gummint. Serfdom!!

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.