Thursday, February 16, 2012

St. Santorum, Prophet

Fortuneteller of fear, to be more dismissive.
Santorum pointed to Iran as the source behind future terrorist attacks*, ramping up his rhetoric on a country he frequently discusses on the campaign trail.

"That's what Iran will be all about unless we stop them from getting that nuclear weapon," Santorum said.
Because "stopping them" won't be any harder than keeping a three-yr. old out of the cookie jar, we suppose. And "stopping them" won't inspire future terrorist attacks?

As much as we hate to reduce our hate for the filthy lying, the hypocrisy, the deluded world-views & the irrational policies of these theocratic/fascist/glibertarian bastards to a personal &, we guess, insulting level, after reading something like this,
He also blasted the president for opposing the controversial Keystone pipeline project, which would run through North Dakota and carry crude oil from Canada to the U.S. Gulf Coast.

"You have a president who's not interested in science. He's interested in politics. Instead of doing something that is in the best interest of creating energy security for our country and economic growth, he plays petty politics and partisan politics and special interest politics," Santorum said.
& checking the distance between no-longer-Senator (by a wide margin) Santorum's eyes,
Seriously: Much too close together.
it probably would be irresponsible not to speculate on how literal a cretin he is.

Plus which.

Since you didn't ask: Other choice R-Money's pretty much a corporate drone/stiff from the repressed worlds of wealth & Mormonism, who doesn't quite know from or how to act 'round us reg'lar Merkins, while Santorum seems off, & is off-putting.
*Quite a clause there, CNN's Ashley Killough. Was Rick holding his staff to the sky, Moses-style, as the wind from the plains blew his robes about him when he let you all in on this? Or did he just reach under the podium, pull out a pre-wrapped fortuneteller turban w/ a big fake ruby on it & slap it on his melon while a campaign flunky played spooky organ music from a lap-top?

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