Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Keep It Civil, Jay!

NRO culture cretin Jay Nordlinger is so vulgar as to use "stinking." Strong words, Mr. Nordlinger.
The last two presidential election cycles have revealed a stinking hypocrisy in conservatives: They profess their love of capitalism and entrepreneurship, but when offered a real capitalist and entrepreneur, they go, “Eek, a mouse!”* And they tear him down in proud social-democrat fashion. In the off season, they sound like Friedrich Hayek. When the game is on, they sound like Huey Long, Bella Abzug, or Bob Shrum.

Last time around, Mike Huckabee said Romney “looks like the guy who laid you off.” Conservatives reacted like this was the greatest mot since Voltaire or something. To me, Romney looked like someone who could create a business and hire the sadly unentrepreneurial like me.

Others said, “He looks like a car salesman,” or, worse, “a used-car salesman.” Ho ho ho! Commerce, gross, icky, yuck. Better Romney looked like an anthropology professor.

As I say in Impromptus today, I was watching a clip of Romney tangling with an “Occupy” protester last week. Romney was defending corporate profits. I was astounded. I don’t think I had ever seen a candidate do this. When the subject comes up, you’re supposed to denounce corporate profits or say, “Hey, nice weather we’re having, huh?”
And on & on.

Jay apparently doesn't get faux-populism. Figures.

MOMENTS LATER: We're late on this one. Judging from TBogg, stirring defense of capitalism was the pro-Romney thing of the day yesterday.

*Why we bothered:

2 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Go on, Jay, popularize those used car salesmen. They need a break.

Weird Dave said...

"This ain't no joke"