Saturday, November 12, 2011

Asshole/Projector Of The Day

Frank Miller (if that's his real name) the comic something-or-another, weighs in on Occupying.
Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.

Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.

And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
We're chuckling at someone's spectacle alright. Or getting a horse-laugh from a horse's-ass.

And we, not you, will damn well decide who our enemies are or aren't.

Everything Is Too OK! Stop Protesting


In the next block from the previous item:

Burger Report

We're pretty sure we chowed down here at least once, as much as 25 yrs. ago. No actual memory of the burger.
Judging from the signage & the way things are around here, it may no longer be under the original ownership, but it's on the list for another visit.

Brain Studies

Why those like the personification of evil in the item below are indeed evil:
The other day, Stephen Lacey flagged some comments from Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.) that I found extremely revealing:
So what I'm trying to do is say, the government should not be picking winners and losers, let the private sector determine the winners and losers, and then ... when somebody is successful, then you give them the subsidies and the tax credit.
This makes absolutely no sense relative to the small-government, fiscal conservative principles Stearns purports to hold. Nor does it make sense as energy policy. But it does make sense at a deeper level.
Not sure it "makes sense," but it can be explained.If your brain still works, you can also see this & this.

Class Warfare Report

Tension between the have-nots & the want-even-mores has been building for all of human history, & it's now coming to a head. Another gun was pointed at the heads of the proverbial 99% Thursday.
Durant, a Grosse Pointe charter school executive who helped found Cornerstone Schools, is vying for the Republican nomination against former Congressman Pete Hoekstra and a field of candidates in the race to unseat Sen. Debbie Stabenow in next year’s election.

All joking aside, Durant, 62, explained over pizza and cookies the silver linings that came out of his own collegiate failures and suggested several times that rejection was a good way to refine and rethink one’s own path through life.

Invoking the name of God several times, Durant described himself as a “nerdy” kid whose life was profoundly changed by the C.S. Lewis allegory “The Great Divorce.”

He told the students he is running for office because he feels the “essence of the country” is at risk due to unsustainable federal debt levels run up by “my generation” and the waning “integrity of our money” without something like the gold standard backing it.


He called his primary opponent, Hoekstra, a “wonderful guy” who nevertheless “spent 18 years, along with my ultimate Democratic opponent, voting for higher spending and more debt.”

“And quite frankly, he made a devil’s bargain with the Teamsters. He committed to voting against opportunities that open up markets around the world, in China, South Korea, Columbia, Panama,” he said. “We need open markets and open opportunities.”

In regards to the Occupy Wall Street movement, Durant said the protesters should “go find a job.” In regards to the wealth gap the movement decries, Durant said, “I think it should be wider.”

“Does anybody think Steve Jobs should not be (sic) in the 1 percent? He made life better for the 99 percent of the rest of us. You want to create opportunities for people with their unique gifts,” he said. “They have created value and wealth.”
Grab your weapons & ammo & head for the hills. Or head for Grosse Pointe w/ a guillotine before it's too late.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Martian Muslim

What the gov't. is hiding from us this wk.:

A) You can
teleport to Mars via a “jump room” located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).
B) It has been
publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.
Which one's Barry?
C) Naturally, The Prez did it using the name "Barry Soetoro."
Mr. Stillings’ statement, released at the same time, read: "I can confirm that Andrew D. Basiago and Barack Obama (then using the name "Barry Soetoro") were in my Mars training course in Summer 1980 and that during the time period 1981 to 1983, I encountered Andy, Courtney M. Hunt of the CIA, and other Americans on the surface of Mars after reaching Mars via the "jump room" in El Segundo, California.”

In a statement made Sept 20, 2011, Mr. Basiago confirmed Mr. Obama’s co-participation in the 1980 Mars training class, stating: “Barry Soetoro, a student at Occidental College, was in my Mars training class under Major Ed Dames at The College of the Siskiyous in Weed, California in 1980. That fact has been corroborated by one of my other classmates, Brett Stillings. Two years later, when he was taller, thinner, more mature, a better listener, using the name ‘Barack Obama,’ and attending a different college, Columbia University, we crossed paths again in Los Angeles and I didn't recognize him as the person that I had been trained with in the Mars program and encountered on the surface of Mars. In fact, doing so would have been virtually impossible in any case, because measures had been taken to block our later memories of Mars shortly after we completed our training in 1980.”
D) You, therefore, may have been to Mars yourself, but measures have been taken. More info, from the space shyster who provided the above excerpts.

Hope We Die 'Fore We Get Old

Twenty yrs. & you're all fucked.

Too long, don't read. Shorter:
What have they done to the Earth? What have they done to our fair sister?
And w/ that, we shuffle off, leaving the yout' to a world of permanent war & deprivation.

Sorry, kids, we did our best to destroy this pig society for your sake, but it can only be destroyed by itself.

Fuck You For Your "Service"

You weird old bastard.

Veterans Day


Or poopy.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Penn State Round-Up

Hey, look, another right-wing type gets it 180° wrong:
 Look, even calling 911 would have been an improvement over this, but how sick and evil has our society become that the graduate assistant didn't go over and bash Sandusky's head into the wall to stop this crime from taking place?  Has fear of being called a homophobe at Penn State become so powerful that seeing a crime this horrible underway did not cause an immediate direct, violent response?
Yep, it was fear of being called a homophobe that kept graduate assistant McQueary from doing anything. Couldn't have been anything else.

That must be why the Catholic Church didn't turn in any of their pedo-priests, because the church doesn't want to be seen as homophobic. See: The Archbishop of New York.

And the typist above?
Conservative. Idaho. Software engineer. Historian. Increasingly, frustrated with how the greed of a small number of lawyers is making life unreasonable for ordinary people.
You'd think a historian/software engineer would understand the difference between consenting adults, whatever their genders, & pedophilia. No, wait: "Software engineer." Never mind.

Breeder Bullshit

This sounded like a wonderful thing, but closer examination reveals it seems to be limited to "families" w/ "children." Fuck that breeder shit. We're impoverished, & eligible for all sorts of gov't. assistance. Why not us, damnit? (Apparently we'd have to go back to school for a free lunch.)

The program won’t apply to families with overdue bills or unreturned equipment.
Pretty much screwed.

But as long as the clown whose super-secret log-on is the same as the name of his/her WiFi network doesn't wise up, we're ahead of the game, so maybe we should stop whining.

Econ Up-Date

Stupid centrist jerk Matthew Yglesias (who is leaving Think Progress for Slate or someplace, we think we just read) defines "capitalism" for us.It is not quite the same as OKC Mayor Mick Cornett's "winners & losers" definition, but it's pretty damn simplistic.
Capitalism, a system under which individuals are allowed to save money (“capital”) and invest it in business enterprises that are privately owned, is a huge success.*
Then he goes on to debunk bullshit from the schmuck whose idiotic new book inspired the item in the first place, but Yglesias doesn't expand on his theory that you can just save your money & put it in some business. We won't be arsed, but the statistics on how much Americans, at least, save, let alone invest, are pretty sad. As are the stats on American credit card debt.

And the return on the investment that Americans make w/ their bodies & work-shriveled souls by showing up at a specific time (or you'll get docked/fired!) five days a wk., like it or not, is rather poor, isn't it? Again, plenty of statistics available about the increases in productivity business enterprises have extracted from workers over the past 30 yrs. w/o appreciable increases in money paid to the wage-slaves.
Investment in business enterprises? You mean a chance to have Wall Street take all the fucking money from your retirement acc't. while laughing all the way to the bank? See the last five or six yrs. The stat we saw quite recently was something like $7 trillion in "value" that doesn't exist anymore. Oh, that was just the value of your house. Who knows how much mutual funds & the markets have stolen from you suckers. (Actually, $7 trillion is a very popular amount to disappear.)

So shove it, Matt. Doesn't work that way at all.
But while it’s true that once upon a time a large number of people disputed this and there were serious efforts to organize large countries around the principle of prohibiting private ownership of the means of production, this economic model is now essentially limited to North Korea.
How about expanding this marvelous private ownership/profit-taking to the people who are the means of production, rather than to the looting parasitical moochers who are already so well off from inheritances or what have you that they can invest w/o any of this "saving" he claims happens? At this point we have to wonder if Yglesias got a thorough check-up from the neck up after the beat-down he received on the way home from McArdle's pad a few months back. (Well-deserved beat-down? You decide.)

*Individuals are "allowed" to do so in the same sense that the poor, as well as the rich, are "forbidden" to sleep under those proverbial bridges. And for whom has this capitalism been most (if not exclusively) successful, again?

Occupy Sports

It's almost as if there was more violence & property damage at the Rally to Support Ass-Raping 10-Yr. Old Boys for Jesus & Joe Pa
Really, we just wanted to run this picture. Suffer those little children!
then at all "Occupy" events combined. (Not counting police violence at said events, of course, but that never counts, does it?)
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — After top Penn State officials announced that they had fired Joe Paterno on Wednesday night, thousands of students stormed the downtown area to display their anger and frustration, chanting the former coach’s name, tearing down light poles and overturning a television news van parked along College Avenue.


“I think the point people are trying to make is the media is responsible for JoePa going down,” said a freshman, Mike Clark, 18, adding that he believed that Mr. Paterno had met his legal and moral responsibilities by telling university authorities about an accusation that Mr. Sandusky assaulted a boy in a university shower in 2002.

Demonstrators tore down two lamp posts, one falling into a crowd. They also threw rocks and fireworks at the police, who responded with pepper spray. The crowd undulated like an accordion, with the students crowding the police and the officers pushing them back.

“We got rowdy, and we got maced,” Jeff Heim, 19, said rubbing his red, teary eyes. “But make no mistake, the board started this riot by firing our coach. They tarnished a legend.”
What the fucking hell are they teaching these ninnies in Happy Valley? Certainly not logic. Or English, even.
A few, like Justin Muir, 20, a junior studying hotel and restaurant management, threw rolls of toilet paper into the trees.

“It’s not fair,” Mr. Muir said hurling a white ribbon. “The board is an embarrassment to our school and a disservice to the student population.”
No, cretin, you & Coach Joe Perv are the embarrassments.

The United Snakes are falling apart around them, the planet on which these fucking jerks no doubt hope to live for another 60+ yrs. will be an unlivable wasteland before they can retire from whatever low-wage jobs their corporate masters may deign to give them, but preserving the career of an 84-yr. old moral failure (Who's held the job since 19-fucking-66.) while blaming his deficiencies on the "media" does agitate them?
As the crowd got more aggressive, so did police officers. Some protesters fought back. One man in a gas mask rushed half a dozen police officers in protective gear, blasted one officer with pepper spray underneath his safety mask, and then sprinted away. The officer lay on the ground, rubbing his eyes.*

Paul Howard, 24, an aerospace engineering student, jeered the police.

“Of course we’re going to riot,” he said. “What do they expect when they tell us at 10 o’clock that they fired our football coach?”
Too damn bad these sheep can't get angry about anything serious. But this completely justifies our doing anything we want about anything that happens anywhere, right?Yes, a few not-so-white faces in photos of the crowd, but talk about First World problems.

Credit &c.: Stolen straight up from Andrew Sullivan, who couldn't make a connection between the actual anarchic violence of what he (ironically for a still-devout cafeteria Catholic) termed a cult & the Occupiers who are attempting to call attention to the grim reality of economic oppression. So we stepped in.
*Ha ha. A taste of your own medicine, fascist bully-boy.

Something You Don't See Every Day

Largest aircraft ever to operate from an aircraft carrier, November 1963.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Neon, Liquor & Fluorescence

The Gasping Brain

As mentioned previously.
"In Los Angeles, the hoity toities, the beautiful people, will sit on Sunset Strip and have their meal at these kind of fancy restaurants where no one can smoke – but you can inhale car fumes all you like." He shakes his head. "I mean, that to me says it all."
No longer mere speculation:
New public-health studies and laboratory experiments suggest that, at every stage of life, traffic fumes exact a measurable toll on mental capacity, intelligence and emotional stability. "There are more and more scientists trying to find whether and why exposure to traffic exhaust can damage the human brain," says medical epidemiologist Jiu-Chiuan Chen at the University of Southern California who is analyzing the effects of traffic pollution on the brain health of 7,500 women in 22 states. "The human data are very new."
Agence France-Presse/Getty Images
Stewing in your own waste.
Exhaust fumes can extend farther from roadways than once thought. Traffic fumes from some major L.A. freeways reached up to 1.5 miles downwind—10 times farther than previously believed. And local weather patterns caused L.A. pollution levels to reach their most intense concentrations, not during normal rush hours, but in the hours before dawn when people are most likely to be at home, according to recent measurements by UCLA and USC researchers.
We're begging you: Drive your fucking car into a proverbial bridge abutment, & get it, & you, off the road. Our life may depend on it.

Blood-Boiling Assholes Of The Day

Especially the fucking creep at (4:00): "Capitalism requires winners & losers, & we get uncomfortable w/ the losers."Virtually everything recited by these clowns is boilerplate bullshit ("Created" wealth, our ass!) but Oklahoma City mayor & lazy loser gov't. employee Mick Cornett should be thrown on the lazy loser pile & made to experience just a bit of "losing" until he dies in pain in a gutter. This reporter would be more than comfortable w/ that.
Pelley: Big corporations in this country at this moment are sitting on a trillion dollars in cash, that they could invest in jobs and plant and equipment. But they're not doing it.

Mick Cornett: There's no customers. I mean, you're not going to expand your inventory if you can't sell the product. And you're not going to hire people if you can't get people to employ those services.
It is a conundrum how this could be solved, isn't it?
Pelley: Mick, your city has the lowest unemployment rate of any major city in America.

Cornett: That's correct.

Pelley: How do you create jobs in this country? In the rest of the country?

Cornett: Well, from a long-term perspective, I think the comments about education are right on. But from a shorter-term perspective nationally, we've got to understand that government has gotten too big. We take on the welfare of all mankind as a practical objective. And it's just not. Capitalism requires winners and losers. And we get uncomfortable with the losers.
Talk about a non-answer to the question. Mayor Mick's defense of class warfare reduces workers to disposable, replaceable units who can go fuck themselves because, after all, they're the required "losers." Fuck him & the voters of OKC sideways. W/ a splintery broomstick.

Also available in a Whiskey Fire-stylee, where it may be observed just how fucking difficult it is to format items using the TypePad platform.

Why We Hate, From The Sad
To The Pathetic

Ask the meatMetaFilter just what makes usthese United Snakes so dang "exceptional."

We haven't the time or the inclination to pick any winners for excerption. It's the usual excess, ignorance & jingoism, of course.

And we dunno if anyone got around to our favorite: "In the U.S., 100 yrs. is a long time; in Yurp 100 miles (Or those other things the furriners use instead of miles.) is a long drive."

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Kill Your Landlord ...

... before he kills you.
A dispute over unpaid rent ended in horror Tuesday when a Queens landlord hacked his female tenant to death with a machete and then used the blade to end his life, police said.

Hettie Patterson’s screams drew the attention of neighbors as her landlord, Eulith Reid, attacked her with the machete in the backyard of his subdivided home on 143rd St. in Jamaica.

He struck at her head.

“He chopped her!” raged her boyfriend, George Frankson, who saw her body at the morgue. “She got chopped in the back of the head and her face.”
From Murder/Suicide, who suggest:

Je Vous Aime, Nous!

Here we are helping (That's what we're all about, you know.) someone, approx. (33:15) in.
Listen to internet radio with Here Be Monsters on Blog Talk Radio
Especially wonderful of us to help as we were obviously drowning at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Starts W/ An "M," Right?

More from the "Why We Hate" series. There oughta be a law:
Surprised she didn't pronounce it "Muslin."


If there was any question, here's why we so despise this shit-hole of a nation & virtually every inane droning moron who populates it. People like this witch can't die soon enough. Cut off her Social Security & Medicare now!!From Bon the Geek, chez Zandar, who apparently has to live among peopleundifferentiated tissue like this.

Sign In, Please


We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.

Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.
If you have a White House Bullshit acc't., get busy on this. Or get an acc't. & join the literally thousands who've already signed. (Only about 6,000 more needed before 4 December 2011. Make your voice heard!!)

From B&S.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Guns Don't Kill People ...

... Federal agents w/ guns kill people.

Hawaii News now reports:

A special agent with the US Department of State was in police custody Saturday in connection with a 2nd degree murder investigation after allegedly shooting a 23-year-old Kailua man in a Waikiki McDonald's shortly after 2:30 am.

Honolulu police said the victim was shot during a confrontation involving four men at the Kuhio Avenue McDonald's between Seaside Avenue and Royal Hawaiian Avenue.

The victim, identified by family and friends as Kollin Kealii Elderts, was taken to the Queen's Medical Center where he was pronounced dead. Elderts was a Kalaheo High School graduate.

Christopher W. Deedy, a 27-year-old from Arlington, Virginia, was arrested at the scene.

AP news reports that authorities said Deedy was released from police custody at 5:15 a.m. Monday. His first court appearance is scheduled for Nov. 17.
Earlier, in the Seattle suburbs, one possibly ineffective round fired:

An off-duty Secret Service agent fired a shot at a prowler who the agent found in his Mercer Island backyard Sunday night.

Sources tell KIRO 7 that the agent saw the prowler videotaping the agent's daughter through a window, armed himself and went outside to confront the person. The Mercer Island Police Department said the prowler made a motion or gesture that made the agent think his life was in danger, so the agent fired one shot.

It's unclear whether the prowler was armed or hit.

A police K-9 unit was only able to track the prowler's scent to the street in front of the agent's home, which has led police to believe that the person may have fled in a vehicle.

Investigators said they are checking area hospitals to see if anyone shows up with a gunshot wound.

Mercer Island police guarded the agent’s home overnight.
No guns for pigs, damnit.

Jesus Suffers The Little Children

Grimness from The NYT:
In the latest case, Larry and Carri Williams of Sedro-Woolley, Wash., were home-schooling their six children when they adopted a girl and a boy, ages 11 and 7, from Ethiopia in 2008. The two were seen by their new parents as rebellious, according to friends.

Late one night in May this year, the adopted girl, Hana, was found face down, naked and emaciated in the backyard; her death was caused by hypothermia and malnutrition, officials determined. According to the sheriff’s report, the parents had deprived her of food for days at a time and had made her sleep in a cold barn or a closet and shower outside with a hose. And they often whipped her, leaving marks on her legs. The mother had praised the Pearls’ book and given a copy to a friend, the sheriff’s report said. Hana had been beaten the day of her death, the report said, with the 15-inch plastic tube recommended by Mr. Pearl.
Is it coincidence that the victims in these cases were adopted, & African? You tell us.
The same kind of plumbing tube was reported to have been used to beat Lydia Schatz, 7, who was adopted at age 4 from Liberia and died in Paradise, Calif., in 2010. Her parents, Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz, had the Pearl book but ignored its admonition against extended lashing or harm; they whipped Lydia for hours, with pauses for prayer. She died from severe tissue damage, and her older sister had to be hospitalized, officials said.

The Schatzes, who were home-schooling nine children, three of them adopted, are both serving long prison terms after he pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and torture and she to voluntary manslaughter and unlawful corporal punishment. The Butte County district attorney, Mike Ramsey, criticized the Pearls’ book as a dangerous influence.
And, geographic irony:
PLEASANTVILLE, Tenn. — After services at the Church at Cane Creek on a recent Sunday, a few dozen families held a potluck picnic and giggling children played pin the tail on the donkey.

The white-bearded preacher, Michael Pearl, who delivered his sermon in stained work pants, and his wife, Debi, mixed warmly with the families drawn to their evangelical ministry, including some of their own grandchildren.

The pastoral mood in the hills of Tennessee offered a stark contrast to the storm raging around the country over the Pearls’ teachings on child discipline, which advocate systematic use of “the rod” to teach toddlers to submit to authority. The methods, seen as common sense by some grateful parents and as horrific by others, are modeled, Mr. Pearl is fond of saying, on “the same principles the Amish use to train their stubborn mules.”
Context, background, whatever you want to call it.


Sunday, November 6, 2011

Is It Still Sunday?

'Cause, you know, we can't wait for Monday & the beginning of the wk.

No Waiting

Pelicans Or Something

We can't believe we haven't run this one before. Maybe we have, but it's not on the list.

Johnny Depp Explains It All For You

"In Los Angeles, the hoity toities, the beautiful people, will sit on Sunset Strip and have their meal at these kind of fancy restaurants where no one can smoke – but you can inhale car fumes all you like." He shakes his head. "I mean, that to me says it all."

Bend Over For A Texas-Sized Enema

Curing by Punishment Dep't.:

Rick Perry’s parents say their son is strong medicine needed by a sickly nation

The Perrys say their son’s church training, pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps work ethic and straight-shootin’ style is the strong medicine needed by a sickly nation.

“The way we look at it, this country needs Rick Perry because he’s the kind of person who will lead,” said his daddy. “We certainly don’t need another Obama; we don’t make any bones about that.”

For the most part, the Perrys painted their son in the pastels used by proud parents.

“I may be a little biased, but I don’t think he’s perfect and I don’t always agree with him,” said Amelia Perry. “But he’s smarter than I am and he wants what’s best for America.”

On more controversial topics — sexual harassment allegations against current Republican front-runner Herman Cain or the racial epithet once painted on a rock at the family’s hunting lodge — they offered a simple “No comment.”
Proof that Rick is a real son-of-a bitch:
The Rev. John Erwin stood in the pulpit of the historic church and offered what many may consider a sad but safe observation about the world — politicians lie.

That’s when 82-year-old Amelia Perry’s voice rose above the sermon.

“John, my son is the governor of the great state of Texas,” she said. “And he is not a liar.”

The pastor paused briefly, then galloped on with the message.

A few minutes later, he repeated the fightin’ words — politicians lie.

This time, Amelia Perry stood from her pew.

“I told you once,” she said, her voice icy. “My son is not a liar.”
"Ah wudn't drunk," said Gov. Perry.

Another County Heard From

New to the NOT LOCAL bog-roll: My Life in Order.

Not just new to our little listing, but new to the world.

The present day web-logger refuses to die. Again.

Stop Saving, Start Wasting

It's 0100, ninnies!


We've no idea who host Charlie Day is. We've heard of (if not heard) this Maroon 5 (looks like punky rock, sounds like crap, smells like shit) but as they seem to have commenced a whistling/disco revival (& w/o being asked) we condemn them to the pits of hell for all eternity. And the snake & other crappy tattoos lead vocalist only makes us even happier we've never had ordinarily exposed places on our body modified.

Almost There, Be Patient

U.S. presidential election now just a yr. from today. Fuck.