Monday, December 5, 2011

Monday Music: D³

Not D3:
D is for disco decadence,death,
Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band - Waiting For The D Train by Yoko Ono
“'Waiting for the D Train' - D stands for death, so the thing is you’re waiting for death in a way. And while you’re waiting for death, a lot of things go on in your life. Separations or pain or some beautiful joy, all this stuff happens. And then in the end [of the album is] the song called “Higa Noboru,” which means “The Sun is Rising.” After the D Train, The Sun Is Down. And then the sun is rising, and I’m saying “I’m still alive.” It’s going into the new era, a new age. We’re gonna go to a new age together. That’s what it means.

And The Dead:

Fun W/ 'Phones

We miss good sound: One signal, by wire, w/ clarity & comprehension for all. No more in the age of cordless, wireless & Bluetooth digital whatnot: Expect to sound as if you're underwater in all your vital, just-couldn't-wait-till-you-got-home communications for the next few yrs.
And don't get us started on today's manners!
Anyway, a look at one schmuck's collection of Bell System 'phones of the previous century.
On the left, a 1947 prototype pushbutton phone which recently sold on eBay for $17,999.99.
On the right, a clear plastic version of the 302 model. From this model on,
Western Electric manufactured limited editions of most of their models in clear plastic.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Giant Art Rock Up-Date


Ho ho ho, sailor.
Think her toes are cold?

130 & Fading Fast

Neither price nor page count indicated, but a front page over 50% adverts is good.
Make book on it: We won't be blowing US$2.00 on today's edition for the privilege of sorting through a lb. & a half of lithographed advertising & yesterday's news.Too obvious?

Wrong Side Of The Tracks

Saturday, December 3, 2011

"Somewhere Swirling in There"

Chee-zis Louise. Pompous Windbag, Dictionary Definition thereof:
Washington Monument, Newton Leroy Gingrich & Callista Bisek Gingrich
Newt Gingrich — flush with pride over new polls showing his left-for-dead candidacy now leading the pack — is letting his healthy ego roam free again, littering the campaign trail with grand pronouncements about his celebrity, his significance in political history and his ability to transform America.

“I helped lead the effort to defeat communism in the Congress,” Gingrich said this week on Sean Hannity’s show

“I’m going to be the nominee,” he informed ABC News while in Iowa.

“I was charging $60,000 a speech and the number of speeches was going up, not down,” Gingrich said in South Carolina, explaining why he didn’t actually need his consulting fee from Freddie Mac. “Normally, celebrities leave and they gradually sell fewer speeches every year. We were selling more.”

“The degree to which I challenge the establishment and the degree to which I’m willing to follow ideas and solutions to their natural consequence without regard to Republican or Democratic political correctness makes me probably the most experienced outsider in modern times,” he told Radio Iowa.

Even descriptions of his wife Callista fall prey to aggrandizement: “She actually describes herself as being a cross between Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush with just a slight bit of Jackie Kennedy tossed in and I think there is, somewhere swirling in there, the model Callista would like to live up to.”
We suppose the Friends of Newt can chalk this up to POLITICO's well-known leftist bias & the baseless assertion that The Left is most scared of a Gingrich-Obama debate (PLEASE DO NOT THROW US IN THE BRIAR PATCH!) but what the hell?
Gingrich spokesman R.C. Hammond dismissed criticism about the speaker’s self-regard, saying his boss is speaking the truth about the nation’s problems.

Newt Gingrich has been against the status quo in Washington since he first arrived from Georgia,” Hammond said. “Many times he’s the first to point out a dumb idea and say, ‘here’s how to fix it.’ And in many cases, he uses the words ‘dumb idea.’ “
Bonus peep at GOP strategy:
“Yes, ‘Bad Newt’ is emerging again,” said GOP strategist Alex Castellanos. “He refers to himself as a celebrity, when voters despise Washington’s arrogance and he knows that was one of McCain’s most effective assaults against Obama. He dismisses charges of corruption by telling us he’s too successful* to be tempted, when he’s just seen what happened when Rick Perry declared he was “insulted” by charges that he could be bought for only $5,000.”
Arrogant indeed. That any of the Republican candidates think they're qualified even to run for the Presidency is arrogant beyond belief. As is their condemning Washington from their Washington homes & offices.
But, he added, “So what? The rule in politics is that if you tell voters what they already know, they remain where they already are. You have to give voters new information to change how they react to candidates. We already know ‘Bad Newt’ is undisciplined, even, reckless and has an inflated sense of self-worth. And Gingrich is leading in Iowa. A lot of ‘Bad Newt’ is already built into the front-runner’s stock price.”

The options for conservatives, Castellanos added, are dwindling.
Horse racing now, but who sees any of the remaining clowns emerging from the dust & making a comeback? There can't possibly be a swell of Santorum can there?
*How'd he make all that money again?

Mind Train

Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band - Mind Train by Yoko Ono

Har Har Har

And now, the story behind the story ...

Gingrich Round-Up

Christian Leaders in Government? What's wrong w/ the hypocrites & fools in government now?

Friday, December 2, 2011

More Of The Same Old On & On

Why Republicans Embrace Simpletons and How it Hurts America

Of course you're going to click (It's all good, you should.) & no we won't be arsed to pull anything.

Visual Aid

Never get caught w/o a fill light.
Photo: Melina Mara/The WaPo
As spotted.

Same Old &c., Etcetera

Yeah, so why even bother? Read it or ...

Xmas Cheer & Info

Windsor Canadian

Animation for fans of comic book covers.
Looks like a lot of work. You'd need a drink when you got through.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Pissing Off The Liberals, Again

We figure Tucker Carlson's TheDC is running gun reviews (as well as Top Ten Gun lists, misty-eyed tributes to retro/vintage weapons & other manly penis-related stuff) because they're desperate for money & being paid for "advertorials,"* or they're just desperate for attention & hoping that a leftist gun-hater will take the bait &, in a fit of pissed-off liberal rage, complain that TheDC dared to piss them off.

Or, as they started promptly 15 November 2011, it's just Commercial Xmas fun. Who doesn't want a gun or three under the tree? We know we sure as hell do. (Our Fifth Amendment at Work: The exact reasons we'd like a weapon or five have gone wisely unmentioned, on advice of a legal consultant.)

A blade or two would be sweet, while you're playing Santa.

Don't let them take away your knife rights either. You know how the conservative mind works. Lives in fear, but because of all the free-marketin' & rugged, socialized welfare medicine-hatin' self-reliant exceptionalism that the universities, Hollywood & Barack Obama will never be able to stop, there is an inner John Wayne/Incredible Hulk waiting to happen inside every real American:
Operating a motor vehicle is a daily occurrence for most of us. Regardless of your destination—work, favorite hunting stand, range, grocery store or to pick up the kids—statistically, the more time spent behind the wheel the greater the chance of being involved in, or coming upon, an accident. Under most circumstances the care of those involved should be left to state-certified first responders, but when faced with fire or water submersion, immediate extrication may be required to save a life. The Benchmade Emergency Response Tool (ERT-1) was designed for these situations.
Or, you might just have to cut a bitch.

*Yes, the NRA's greasy prints are obviously all over it. Work w/ us here, people.

What's This Have To Do W/ Jesus?

Leave our Solstice Fest the hell out of your Commercial Xmas, appropriators!
That star inside a crescent sort of thingie look in any way Islamic to you?

Just Keep Shopping

Brutish & Short Plug

A link from a bigger (Ha ha.) operation, 'cause these poor saps need help, & because it mentions someone dear to us.
I suppose we learned the hard way that the blogosphere of 2011 isn’t anything at all like the blogosphere of 2003 or 2004. There is no place for advancement without institutional backing. Getting links from other blogs just doesn’t happen, because the voices are all entrenched, and they all just link to one another all the time. Scott Lemieux said this about that, sez John Cole, and I’m all like, “No shit, I read that blog, too.” And while it’s fun to stay current, I pretty frequently feel like I’m stuck in an echo chamber.

(But then, hell, the most obscure blog I read is M. Bouffant’s, and he’s bigger than we are.* I’m a victim of the fallacy I seek to correct, too, buddy. I get it. I’m complaining here, not absolving myself of guilt.)
And congrats on being noticed by one of Sullivan's nameless & faceless flunkies, & reaping the rewards thereof.

*A) How is "bigger" defined here?

B) And if so, let's not get personal, gym-goer.

Survey Shows

Dullness Report:

Glendale is boring. Or at least that’s what more than a year of market research indicates.

Consultants hired to develop a new brand strategy for the city unveiled their findings Tuesday at City Hall, saying most people think of Glendale as the boring city between Burbank and Pasadena.
They didn't ask us, but we'd have said while we weren't sure if it was Glendale between Burbank & Pasadena or Burbank between Glendale & Pasadena, all three were terminally dull.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Neon (Sepulveda Blvd., Culver City)

Ann Coulter Types!

Yes, Ann Coulter. That's right, she's still alive. No, really.
Look, lemme e-mail you her latest column. It'll be appearing in Tucker Carlson's The Daily Caller. Yes, yes, they're still around. They've got Mickey Kaus, now too, y'know. But check out Coulter:
These women are like triple-A ball players with the stats being: number of bankruptcies, smallest bank account, number of liens, most false claims, number of children out of wedlock, degrees of separation from David Axelrod, total trips to human resources and so on.

That wouldn’t be dispositive — except for the fact that their only evidence is their word.

But this is how liberals dirty you up when they’ve got nothing: They launch a series of false accusations, knowing that Americans with busy lives won’t follow each story to the end and notice that they were all blind alleys.

The liberal media is an old story, but it’s still a big story when it comes to creating the impression of scandal out of thin air.

Most people say, “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” I say, “Where there’s smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.”

Ann Coulter is a political commentator and writer.
We just want to note that the two identified harrassees (not the apparent volunteer, about whose politics we haven't heard or cared) are hardly "liberal," or "the left."
Allred described her client as a "registered Republican," though Bialek does not have an active voter card in Illinois, election officials said. The state does not allow voters to register by party, but records show she pulled a GOP ballot in the 2008 primary.
She also has not been particularly active politically. National Public Radio reported that she is a registered Republican and views herself as an independent. According to Federal Election Commission records, she has given a single political contribution in recent years: $250 to the Democratic National Committee. Kraushaar also gave modest amounts to Republican candidates.

Her husband, Kevin Kraushaar, a lawyer and lobbyist, has been a more prolific donor, giving money to both Democratic and Republican candidates, including Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. during his 2008 presidential bid.
Raging, wild-eyed moderates, we'd say! If that's proof of liberalism, this reporter is two progressives, an anarchist, & a Trotskyite!


We now assume that Mayor Bloomberg won't be running for a fourth term beyond his current quasi-legal third term, because it looks as if the quaint concept of democracy is dead in New York: There probably won't be any more elections.
Last night, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg spoke at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). During the MIT speech, he explained why he didn’t want to run for president, which included boasting of having his own army in the NYPD. “I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world. I have my own State Department, much to Foggy Bottom’s annoyance. We have the United Nations in New York, and so we have an entree into the diplomatic world that Washington does not have,” said Bloomberg. (HT: @resnikoff)
We'd type that it takes some measure of intestinal fortitude for the sawed-off little prick to make such a bold declaration of his fascism, but if you have "the seventh-biggest army in the world" backing you, we suppose you can get away w/ just about anything.

At first, Mayor Bloomberg sounded he was outlining why three terms as mayor was enough experience in public office for him, but he quickly switched gears and began characterizing City Hall as the perfect preparation for the White House because it allowed him to buck the Beltway establishment get real on-the-ground knowledge.

“I don’t listen to Washington very much, which is something they’re not thrillled about,” Mayor Bloomberg said. “We have every kind of people from every part of the world and every kind of problem.”

Mayor Bloomberg explained that, unlike Washington politicians, mayors are people of action.

“The difference between my level of government and other levels of government is that action takes place at the city level,” Mayor Bloomberg said. “The cities and mayors are where you deal with crime, you deal with real immigration problems, you deal with health problems, you deal with picking up the garbage.”
Someone put him out of his misery. Please.

Metal Mechanical Music

The AFofM speaks:
Joseph N. Weber, president of the American Federation of Musicians, said in the March 1931 issue of Modern Mechanix,
The time is coming fast when the only living thing around a motion picture house will be the person who sells you your ticket. Everything else will be mechanical. Canned drama, canned music, canned vaudeville. We think the public will tire of mechanical music and will want the real thing. We are not against scientific development of any kind, but it must not come at the expense of art. We are not opposing industrial progress. We are not even opposing mechanical music except where it is used as a profiteering instrument for artistic debasement.
The campaign to keep “real” music and “real” art in theaters was vicious. The robot represented everything that was artificial and threatening to the establishment of musicians who played live music. The campaign called out for the public to join in the fight. They were to save the art of music from “debasement.”

An advertisement in the June 5, 1930, Bradford Era of Bradford, Pa., decried the Hollywood movie machine that an established industry is now trying to protect: “300 musicians in Hollywood supply all the ‘music’ offered in thousands of theatres. Can such a tiny reservoir of talent nurture artistic progress?” The irony, of course, is that today the music industry is battling to protect recorded music. Protectionist policies to save the old business models of newspapers, movies, and recorded music mimic those of history.
So it goes.
Magnus, Robot Fighter?

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

On The Road Again

Thanksgiving Sunday, 27 November 2011.


Detail, Different Decoration:
Tribute to democracy: Available for the mass market as well.

Herman Cain's 15 Mins. Of Fame
Did Not End Well

Hope the FOXNews gig works out for him.

This'll Get The Economy Rolling

Prepare for hats on everyone, everywhere & at all times.
Jazz Age nostalgia? We are especially concerned by the flapper-style numbers (w/ the bows) as we are not convinced that all the ladies ("& some of you boys") look good in them.

Stick The Fork In Him

Over & done for Herman Cain if he is continuing to deny but wondering aloud how this will affect him, Herman Cain.
Republican presidential candidates Herman Cain (l.) & former Speaker
Newt Gingrich, CNN National Security debate, November 2011. In a recent poll
37 percent of Cain voters picked Gingrich as their back-up.
Jonathan Ernst/REUTERS
“This is cause for reassessment,” Mr. Cain said, according to one participant on the call who spoke on condition of anonymity. “During the summer we had to make some reassessments based on our financial situation. We were able to hang in there.”

Mr. Cain denied the accusations from the Atlanta woman, Ginger White. But he acknowledged that the latest report of sexual misconduct might be more difficult to overcome, considering that the first voting is set to take place in five weeks at the Iowa caucuses. He said that he had not lost his enthusiasm to run, but suggested it was a distraction that could be difficult to recover from.
We now await the number-crunching pundits advising us if the cheater/adulterer vote will automatically swing to Gingrich. We certainly hope no one else makes a play for that part of the GOP/TP base, as the less that is known about the sex lives of such as Ron Paul & Rick Santorum the better off this nation is.

One moment, please ... Yes, they're already weighing in. (Beaten by the XianSciMon! Sheesh.)

Monday, November 28, 2011


Play spot the pigeon in the third & fourth pics. No, not the obvious one.

Droning On

Continuing from below, we (the people) are pretty much screwed until the development of ways & means to counter any & all of these devices. No doubt pepper-sprayers & other crowd-control attachments will be available in the next fiscal yr.
The U.S. military has gone from having just a few drones at the outset of the Iraq War to now over 7,000.
A sociopathic subcontractor for a privatized police force, fondling his joy-stick in front of a monitor in an industrial park in a right-to-work state will be raining napalm & depleted uranium on crowds of big-city protesters by ... 2013, let's guess.
The Iron Cross alone makes us a little nervous.
ADDED: From the blue Wired link above:
As of May 3 [2010. 18 mos. ago! — M.B.], American unmanned systems had carried out 131 known airstrikes into Pakistan, well over triple the number we did with manned bombers in the opening round of the Kosovo War just a decade ago. By the old standards, this would be viewed as a war.

But why do we not view it as such? Is it because it is being run by the CIA, not by the U.S. military? This has certainly minimized public debate, but it is the 21st-century equivalent of the equally not-so-covert fleet of repainted B-26 bombers the CIA sent to the Bay of Pigs invasion. We have ended up in a very odd situation: that the only true air war that the United States is fighting right now is not one commanded by an Air Force general but by a former congressman from California. This also means that not only are civilians handling weapons of war but also that civilian officials and lawyers, rather than military officers, are wrestling with complex issues of war, such as operational concept and strategy, rules of engagement, etc., that they do not have the background or mandate to manage.
We are not now, nor have we ever been at war anywhere in East, South or West Asia.


Not the precise image we were looking for,
but it adds a certain something to the death & violence.
Rise of The Drone.
Drone aircraft, best known for their role in hunting and destroying terrorist hide-outs in Afghanistan, may soon be coming to the skies near you.
War in Context on "Death From Above" & combat.
Thus we have a picture of the future of the U.S. military’s approach to (not) facing its adversaries: that it can learn all it needs to know through electronic imagery and it [can] kill everyone it needs to kill without shedding a drop of blood or sweat. This will be America’s ignoble and blunt efficiency.

This vision of killing-without-combat resonates with the image of UC Davis police Lt. John Pike as he casually pepper-sprays student demonstrators. In each case the willingness to inflict suffering is directly related to the assailant’s own sense of impunity — his ability to fire without being fired upon.

There is nothing noble or brave in this approach to violence.
Recruiting by the USAF.

Lies, Damned Lies & Animation

Another piece of Herman Cain performance art. We were merely listening while we typed this & were amused by the idiotic Lafferism/half-baked Randism that assaulted our shell-like ears. Bet the visuals are worth a peep. Let's see!Must-see! But why didn't radio professional, Bab-tiss preacher & song stylist extraordinaire Cain do the voice-over himself? Points added for the shit-brown background.

OK, really no kidding must-see-&-hear BONUS "999/666/999" & Grover Norquist verbatim shorter! (10 sec., & worth every one.)"Put in a sump pump!!"

ADDED: ++BONUS (Full service here, no clicking about willy-nilly!) compromise: The above & this 30 sec. trailer.Never forget:Can not possibly be "real," in any real sense of the word.

All's Well In The Catholic Church

It would appear the Bishop of Rome & his minions have nothing to which to devote their attention but church design, singing & music.
A team has been set up, to put a stop to garage style churches, boldly shaped structures that risk denaturing modern places for Catholic worship. Its task is also to promote singing that really helps the celebration of mass. The “Liturgical art and sacred music commission” will be established by the Congregation for Divine Worship over the coming weeks. This will not be just any office, but a true and proper team, whose task will be to collaborate with the commissions in charge of evaluating construction projects for churches of various dioceses. The team will also be responsible for the further study of music and singing that accompany the celebration of mass.
Nice work if you can get it.

If they so fervently desire to avoid the denaturing of modernity, one would think they'd worship among the fucking trees of God's Great Creation, wouldn't one? Get out & get some sunshine, sickos.

Get Behind Newt

And do it before he gets behind you.
Newt Gingrich. Stephen Voss/Redux
More of the inevitable: They're flocking! The flocking party & ideology of principle & family values, that is.
It’s a conundrum, he says, that many others are also grappling with. "Maybe the guy in the race that would make the best president is on his third marriage," he says. "How do we reconcile that?"

One senses him trying. "I see a lot of parallels between King David and Newt Gingrich, two extraordinary men gifted by God, whose lives include very high highs and very low lows," Deace says. David, after all, committed adultery with the ravishing Bathsheba, then had her husband killed, among other transgressions. The Bible makes room for complicated, morally compromised heroes. Now Christian conservatives, desperate for an alternative to Mitt Romney, are learning to do so as well.
In recent years, his writing and speaking have become increasingly religious and even apocalyptic, limning a great world-historical show-down between the forces of Christian civilization and those of what he calls "secular-socialism," which weakens society, allowing for the spread of radical Islam.

"A country which has been, since 1963, relentlessly in the courts driving God out of public life shouldn’t be surprised at all the problems we have, because we’ve in fact attempted to create a secular country, which I think is frankly a nightmare," he said at the FAMiLY Leader debate. Most of his audience surely knew that 1963 is the year the Supreme Court banned prayer in school.


"People know him, but they don’t know everything about him," says Perkins. "They will in the next couple of weeks, and we’ll see how well he can withstand that type of scrutiny." Still, he acknowledges, anxious anti-Romney conservatives are eager to coalesce behind someone. "The bench is getting kind of shallow," he says. "The only candidate left that has not been out in front is Rick Santorum, and time is short."
Blah blah blah & in conclusion — Wait! Santorum still has a shot? Last creep standing? Let him peak at election time in Ioway & New Hampshire!

Stab from the past: Remember these guys?
From The NYT.


We should have realized that, Mittens "Mitt" Romney having essentially/actually shot his wad in 2008 (although neither he nor the rest of the world has yet realized it) the real next-in-line-for-the-nod guy was none other than Newton Leroy Gingrich all along. Surprise, surprise, as thoroughly illustrated w/ squiggly worm-lines.
Can't wait for the Powerpoint version. Hope this picture's in it.
"I told her it was this long."