Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Report From Washington Up-Date

Funny. (Autoplays.) Yet clean.


Life In The Fault Zone

You think you have it tough, w/ snow, temps below 40°F, occasional hurricanes & small town-razing tornadoes? We spit on your petty irritations. This entire city could go up at any minute!
Deal on the left? Methane vent.
Signal control boxes for First Amendment rights.
On the drums is stated: "Non-hazardous waste." Sure.

Old & In The Way Report

Look! Look! One of them is stealing a shopping cart!!
Let's teach them all a lesson & destroy their Medicare w/ vouchers.

Media Village Idiots' Idiocy
Caused By Incestuous Relationships

Megan McArdle, going on about food, reveals something:
My brother-in-law has now officially graduated from internships to his first full-time policy job, which gave us something to celebrate this weekend
Wonderful. Another creep who never has & never will have a job/wing-nut welfare stipend that involves the production of anything but fascist bullshit, now w/ "his first full-time policy job."

A Paul Ryan in the making, we're sure.
Ryan worked as an aide to U.S. Senator Bob Kasten beginning in 1992 and as legislative director for Sam Brownback of Kansas from 1995 to 1997. He worked as a speechwriter to "drug czar" William Bennett and Jack Kemp during the latter's run for the vice presidency in 1996.
We thought the proverbial "having to make a payroll" was the only determinant of one's value, use, purpose & so on. No? You can leech from the "producers" as long as you kiss their asses while promoting their agendas? Golly, aren't the all-wise Galtian producers able to see through this scheme?

Smut Up-Date From Indonesia

As previously reported.

Now The Beeb reports on Indonesia's version of (insert name of any number of two-faced Republican pols here)___________.

We is devo

It can happen to the nicest of countries.
Indonesia is a secular state with a long tradition of tolerance, but in recent years conservative Islamic groups have become more vocal.

Why We Hate

Only in America, & not in a good way.
And one from the Just Another Blog™ files:
Anyone give this collection of horrid monsters called The United States more than 20 yrs.?

No Eternal Reward ....

On the other hand, it's very early.

Monday, April 11, 2011


Do not forget, Mr. Beck will, to the best of our limited knowledge, be continuing on the radio. Where he's much more likely to pull this morning zoo crap.Human shit. Shitty human. Something.

Today In Dull

Had to leave the bunker at 1100, due to gassing of  reactionary cockroaches. (Not so much infiltration in the editorial suite, as we are quick w/ the lemon-scented RAID®!) but neighbors, y'know.

Planned to hit the nearby Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf® for coffee & some WiFi, but like an idiot, we left the bunker w/ the devil-box but (because the gas people were anxious to get in & spray) w/o the damn mouse, & (Double-idiot!) the touch-pad pointing device has been disabled, & can't be enabled w/o using the mouse.

Instead of Internetting, coffee, walking, & then to Hollywood to buy something. Didn't see squat worth photographing, wasted an hr. minimum in the going-out-of-business Hollywood Borders Books Music Movies + Cafe® trying to find any product that wasn't sad-ass middle-brow rot, & got ourself a red neck, though just on the left side, as we were headed west or north most of the time.

(Turd polished around 0210PT, 12 April 2011. No huge differences, just sucks a bit less.)

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Dames In Peril & Underwear

Not even Walla Walla had townies like this.
Many more, all exploitive.

Polishing The Knobs

Guess which two words made us stop reading?
While the literary polish of Rand’s 1,000-plus-page novel is unparalleled, the cinematic version of her philosophical peregrination that questions which society is preferable for mankind — one of rational self-interest or one meant to level all individual output — upholds her objectivist worldview and ought to stoke the debate about free society and the role of government.
We've heard of ideological blinders but come on, Brian Calle [...] columnist and editorial writer for the Orange County Register (ocregister.com/opinion) [who] blogs at ocregister.com/orangepunch and freedompolitics.com, don't you people have even the sense to admit that it's not necessarily the best-written "1,000-plus-page novel" ever?

Tough Times For Toots:
Reduced To Jammin' W/ Daryl

If you'd told us we would link to anything that was positive concerning Daryl (Hall or Oates?) we would have slapped you sillier than you are. And been wrong to do so. We blame gmail.
Daryl Hall- Toots Hibbert - Reggae with some Philly soul.
Critically acclaimed - Free webcast www.LiveFromDarylsHouse.com
We would very much appreciate Daryl not being conflated w/ Philly Soul, as would Messrs. Gamble & Huff.

That being typed, do not miss Daryl's tour of Noel Coward's pad!We'll be in the tub, slitting our wrists. How's that go again? North-south or east-west?

Nature Yes, Corporate Entities No

At least one nation has its priorities in order.
Bolivia is set to pass the world's first laws granting all nature equal rights to humans. The Law of Mother Earth, now agreed by politicians and grassroots social groups, redefines the country's rich mineral deposits as "blessings" and is expected to lead to radical new conservation and social measures to reduce pollution and control industry.

The country, which has been pilloried by the US and Britain in the UN climate talks for demanding steep carbon emission cuts, will establish 11 new rights for nature. They include: the right to life and to exist; the right to continue vital cycles and processes free from human alteration; the right to pure water and clean air; the right to balance; the right not to be polluted; and the right to not have cellular structure modified or genetically altered.

Controversially, it will also enshrine the right of nature "to not be affected by mega-infrastructure and development projects that affect the balance of ecosystems and the local inhabitant communities".

Suck-Fest 1953: "Enemies Of Freedom"

Spotted this cine-classic here, via SFSIGNAL.Really sucks. Re-edited tee vee pilot that stank up the tubes & the theaters. Plus which, sexist. (Robert Heinlein & Jack Seaman, screenplay & story.) And, the "sister production" to Cat-Women of the Moon.

They had wirelesscordless (Cretin!) telephones right though.

March To The Sea

The Western Hemisphere's political world being off for the wknd. (& asleep now) we offer images of Western Avenue plunging south to the Pacific Ocean. (As opposed to the Pacific Laundromat or something? BREVITY, DAMNIT!!)

Saturday, April 9, 2011

More Cloudiness

Have we mentioned our love of humanity recently?
Note gulls.
Asleep yet?


Had not heard the original Scratch production.We admit we prefer this cleaned-up-for-Yankees version.

Friday's Clouds On Saturday

Hugely disappointed that the rain promised for this wknd. has not materialized.
Six is (more than) enough (for now).

Rats In A Cage

More of this sort of thing & perhaps reactionaries will stop pooping their Depends® when it's suggested that these United Snakes might do worse than become a little more like Europe.
A body is covered in foil after a shooting at a shopping mall in Alphen aan den Rijn, Southern Netherlands April 9, 2011. [...] "A man with an automatic weapon, whose identity we cannot reveal, started shooting and killed five people and then himself," mayor Bas Eenhoorn told reporters. "Four people were very badly injured, five mildly wounded, and at least two slightly injured." REUTERS/Stringer (NETHERLANDS - Tags: CRIME LAW) NETHERLANDS OUT. NO COMMERCIAL OR EDITORIAL SALES IN NETHERLANDS
Queen Beatrix and Prime Minister Mark Rutte issued statements saying they were shocked and sympathize with the victims and their families.

Hours after the shooting, residents continued to gather at the mall, some of whom appeared to be in a daze.

"You hear about this sort of thing happening at American schools and you think that's a long way away," said Rob Kuipers, 50, a project manager. "Now it's happened here in the Netherlands."

Nooy said there was "no evidence" to support rumors that the gunman was a former soldier or that his mother or father had been among the dead or wounded Saturday.

Witnesses said the attacker had long blond hair and wore a black jacket and camouflage pants.

A resident who lives near the mall who gave his name as Marijn said the shooting went on for minutes. When he went to see whether friends working at the mall were OK, he saw the assailant lying dead in a grocery store.

"There was glass everywhere," the resident said. "He was just shooting everywhere as if it were the Wild West."
Apparently the news that the craven murderer was a blond, native-born Dutchman was released early enough that reactionary fear & hate elements were unable to screech about this no doubt being jihad, by Gawd!! Too bad; that always amuses us.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Today's Stupid Jerk


Donald Trump Responds


Is There Something That
You Can Understand?

Sullivan's bracing post is evidence that the debate on Craigslist cruising can move on to more earnest grounds.

Another tip from a pro:
7. My generation will have to suck it up.

Shut Down II

Shut down? Excellent idea. But why stop at the government?

Shut it all down, burn it to the ground, plow it all under. W/ salt.* Now!

Sadly, there is no music nihilistic enough to illustrate this plea for the planet.

*Radioactive material w/ a looooong half-life is also acceptable. We're very 21st century here.

Confederacy Of Dunces

Hell itself, or just Nashville?
At my first apartment, my next-door neighbors were a down-on-their-luck husband and wife. They were starting over after a tenure in Las Vegas, where they'd worked as a Hank Williams Jr. impersonator and exotic dancer, respectively. The wife got home from work each night the same time I did, always carrying a fresh case of Natural Ice into their apartment. Once they started drinking the spirit was strong in them. They often wandered down to the laundry room to tell anyone folding their whites about their friend, Christ the Redeemer.

I ended up going out with a few other guys who referred to themselves as "good Christians." One of them called the day after our date to say he felt guilty about the lust we'd acted on. I wondered if he was confusing me with another girl. All we had done was kiss for a few minutes while he'd rested his hand on the small of my back. I was flattered that our PG date had stirred such emotions, but his enthusiasm did me little good. His so-called contract with Jesus rendered his lustful feelings void where prohibited, which was outside of marriage. Though he did offer to take me to church if I ever wanted to improve my relationship with the man upstairs.
Alas, the typist is unable to recognize fascism even when it's staring her in the face, gets mopey about not being one of the sheep
I didn't feel the spirit that day, but I did feel jealous. I'd come to equate religious certainty with belonging in this city where I felt so out of place. I wondered, briefly, if I could pretend to believe for a while. I would make friends more easily. There would be no more Saturday nights in my apartment straining to hear the television I'd turned down low because I didn't want my neighbors to know I was staying in alone.
& flees to Los Angeles, where everyone's cool.

Wouldn't a normal person get angry at these shit-heels, not have the slightest desire to be any part of their cultish world, ever, condemn them roundly for their hypocrisy & then become a flaming atheist? We certainly would, not that we wish to conflate ourself w/ whatever passes for "normal," but you know.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hurt Fee-Fees

A nerve is struck.
"Hardcore pro-" makes us think Breitbart would like interracial marriage imposed on all right-thinking Americans by violent government coercion. Stalinist!


From left: Mitch Daniels; Chris Christie; Jeb Bush; Haley Barbour.
From The NYT Magazine. Just liked the comic book style. Barely skimmed the text. You probably shouldn't either.

POST-READING UPDATE (2223PDT 7 April 2011): Actually, it couldn't hurt to read it. Short. And further proof of the joke of democracy. Most telling example, other than the four oafs shown above:
Problem is, electoral politics is a highly superficial field. A series of experiments has shown that subjects, even young children, can reliably pick the winners of races based solely on candidate photos. Now, most voters tend to support one party or the other no matter what. But swing voters tend to have the greatest susceptibility to the influence of superficialities.
A condemnation of the entire species, & any hope for it.

Arms Race

Maine lawmakers on Wednesday approved legalizing switchblades for people with one arm, moving close to becoming the first state to make such an exception to laws that ban use of the spring-action knives.

Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies.

The bill to allow amputees and other one-armed people to carry the quick-opening knives cleared Maine's Senate on Wednesday after passing the House on Tuesday, Senate officials said.

Until now, Maine banned the use of switchblades by anyone.

In most states, carrying switchblades is illegal in most circumstances, though owning the knives may be allowed in some states.

Federal law allows their use by a person with one arm only on federal property if the blade is shorter than three inches.

The Maine bill requires that the knives have a blade that is three inches or shorter.

Gov. Paul LePage is expected to sign the measure into law in the next couple of days, said spokeswoman Adrienne Bennett.

Copyright 2011 Thomson Reuters. Click for restrictions.
Lucky Maine. The whole state at full employment, budget balanced, roads paved, & not much for the legislature to do but file their nails, apparently.

And what inane drone made this a Federal deal as well? The One-Armed Peoples Self-Defense lobby is a new one on us, but they seem powerful. Maybe The Fugitive got them worried, & they've been carefully insinuating themselves into the halls of power for the last forty yrs.

You're More Than Welcome

Indeed. Heh.

Strangers On A Train

Modest Proposal:

Just to the north of these United Snakes (Yes, there's a whole nation of 'em up there, ignernt 'Murkin.) Canadians are having their own troubles w/ fascism (i.e., they're holding a "democratic" election in which they are permitting fascists to vote).

Perhaps we & they could work out an exchange of sorts. (No copper would ever look twice at sweet little us for dealing w/ someone who's a mostly Canadian problem.)

Note to ourself: Will need "Murder!" category soon, huh?


Maybe if J.C. at B.J. (Initials & acronyms are fun!) drew Sullivan a picture ...
Image from Political Wire.

Will Trade For Gun...

We are starting to get the feeling that our existence on this sorry dirt-clod covered in idiots will not be complete until we have struck a blow for reason, freedom & liberty by murdering someone.

Here, as an example, are two lumps of Idaho-grown undifferentiated tissue
Senate Bill 1165 bans abortion after 20 weeks on grounds of fetal pain. It includes no exceptions for rape, incest, severe fetal abnormality or the mental or psychological health of the mother. Only when the pregnancy threatens the mother’s life or physical health could a post-20-week abortion be performed.
that are wasting oxygen that a human being (or a dung beetle) would put to better use:
“Is not the child of that rape or incest also a victim?” asked Rep. Shannon McMillan, R-Silverton. “It didn’t ask to be here. It was here under violent circumstances perhaps, but that was through no fault of its own.”


The Idaho bill’s House sponsor, state Rep. Brent Crane, R-Nampa, told legislators that the “hand of the Almighty” was at work. “His ways are higher than our ways,” Crane said. “He has the ability to take difficult, tragic, horrific circumstances and then turn them into wonderful examples.”
Bet if we shoved a gun up Sen. Crane's ass & fired it, he'd want that bullet baby removed. Hypocrite.

Cleaning House

We sincerely hope this mess is loading faster now. Bloat was trimmed from the bog-roll (by making a list, checking it twice, & purging all who kvetched).

Now let's see how many YouTube vids we can add to slow it down. Look, Black Ark Nuggets just deposited a few! This one b/w: "Killer Dub."

Is Nothing Sacred?

We expect what we find on that last hunk o' cream cheese to be
green &/or blue, not pinkish.
Another harbinger of spring, or was there a shift of the planet's magnetic field or something while we weren't paying attention?

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

More From The Other M.B.:

The fun starts seven mins. in.Just the facts, ma'am.
Is someone substantial acting out self-esteem issues on the national stage? (Item below also.)

The Airhead Candidate

Bachmann Touts Her Qualifications

In a Fox News interview, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) explained why she's qualified to be President of the United States:

Said Bachmann: "I have a very broad, extensive background. I'm a student of many years. I've studied a number of, a wide berth of topics. I sit currently on the Intelligence Committee. We deal with the classified secrets and with the unrest that's occurring around the world. I also sit on Financial Services Committee. But again, I've lived life. Tomorrow, I'll be celebrating my 55th birthday, and I've had a wide, extensive life. And again, my background is a very practical, solution-oriented vision."
Wal shee-yit, we've lived our share of life, & probably a significant part of Rep. Bachmann's share too, Crazy Shelley not seeming the type to live live to its fullest, & almost two yrs. more of it. Practical & solution-oriented? That's us too. Practical & final solution-oriented, one could say.


May already have swept the web, we never know because we just don't care. Earliest we can trace it is Old Peoples Radio. Though the insistence on illustrating everything is something we expect from youngsters.

Remember, kids, you don't need visuals to enjoy music.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Shut Down

You can't listen to this until you've listened to that.

DIAF, You Old Morons!

Old & in the way:
So perhaps when CBS News signed Couric it understood that we had reached the end of the anchor-era better than I give it credit for. Indeed, when ABC News gave Diane Sawyer the keys to its World News telecast in 2009, they were overtly endorsing the CBS News strategy of hiring a middle-aged bottle blond from morning TV to chaperone all the unschooled geezers turning on their sets at night. Putting Couric and Sawyer in the anchor chairs was admitting that the programs had no future, only a past that could continue to be harvested for profits (yes, the evening shows are still profitable, thanks to pharmaceutical ads) until their audiences finally die off.

Spring Now Official

The first fly has been observed.

Social Con Throws (Tinfoil) Hat
In Ring

We think Susan Burns is our next Republican president. Look how she announced, demonstrating her concern for the family & the faithful w/ a 21st century Tea Party/Art Attack.

Just one of many concepts brain-stormed for the campaign:

Newt Gingrich is afraid his grandchildren will grow up under godless atheists &/or Muslim Sharia law. So is Susan Burns. BUT SHE'S DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!
On Friday afternoon, Burns allegedly walked over to the Gauguin painting in Gallery 214-C and “grabbed the frame holding said painting on its left side and attempted to pull it off the wall.” Burns, the misdemeanor complaint charges, then “struck the middle of the painting with her right fist.” However, since the painting was “protected by a transparent acrylic shield on the front,” no damage was observed.
Burns gave an extensive--and very kooky--statement after being read her Miranda warning Friday. She said, “I feel that Gauguin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it’s very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned. I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.”
Seems party line to us, w/ the possible exception of the last two sentences. But we're still months & months & months away from the first caucuses or debates. It may become a matter of pride among the sacrificial lambs that there is an American CIA radio in their heads. ("I am going to kill you," while common enough among the reactionaries, has so far been aimed at people unfortunate enough to live above AmeriKKKa'a oil on the other side of the world. Matter of time before it's applied to the domestic half of "enemies foreign & domestic.")

Our next president is a crusader against coercion by governmental violence as well (At least when it's applied to her. Always good for the hypocrite vote.):
Burns [...] appears to have a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for carjacking, disorderly conduct, trespassing, and assault on a law enforcement officer.

Starbursts Dep't.

For the all important Republican Viagra®-user demo, we can gussy up Susan Burns for less than Sarah Palin's Lower 48 shopping spree. Paint some eyebrows back on, get her back on her meds for that twinkle in the eye & something resembling a smile, do something about the lighting & bingo: Stepford Wife w/ spunk!
More sourcing. Bit totally suggested @MaxBlumenthal:

Victim Card Up-Date

When they aren't whining loudly that actual victims are "playing the victim card," you can bet they're whining about how they've been victimized. In a recent case, a Republican State Senator (Oh, alright, not him, his car, if we must be "accurate.") claimed to have been assaulted by a rock.
Contrary to Sen. Dan Kapanke's claim that his car windshield was vandalized the day he voted in favor of the controversial collective bargaining bill, a police report has determined the damage was caused by a stray rock.

Kapanke, R-La Crosse, informed Capitol Police his windshield was smashed March 9, the same day top Republican lawmakers surprised Democrats and the public by hastily calling a joint conference committee meeting to vote on a stripped down version of Gov. Scott Walker's budget repair bill.*
Not in any way an attempt to move media focus (Such as it is. Here's where "Why fucking bother?" comes in: We act/assume/pretend as if there were demand for media attention to be devoted to anything beyond rock-throwing, name-calling, hurt feelings, & other junior high activities. Abandon hope, all who enter.) from the hastily called joint meeting.
According to a March 22 report filed by an officer with the Capitol Police, however, Kapanke first noticed the crack in his windshield after an officer drove his car from a parking garage to the Capitol following the vote on the bill.


Kapanke defended his March 9 vote in favor of restricting collective bargaining in an interview with the La Crosse Tribune Friday, saying he would vote the same way again because of the $3.6 billion deficit facing the state.

"This certainly trumps any one person's ambitions or political career," Kapanke told the newspaper. "We are elected to put our fiscal house in order... You've got to do what's best in your heart - what you feel is best for the future of the state."
Elected to "put our fiscal house in order," whatever that may or may not mean or not mean? That's it? Accounting? Legislators are now glorified CPAs w/ Capitol Police officers as free valets? Interesting development. Did Sen. Kapanke run on the CPA platform. Or on the no-taxes-ever platform? (Again, not that it would make any difference what-so-fucking-ever, but we've been so amused by recent blatherings from reactionary elements that have included the "didn't-campaign-on-this" moan, as if someone once believed that campaign promises would come true, or were even intended to be trusted.)

A Sign Of Hope

Just kidding, naturally. Democracy is dead, even if the corpse is still twitching.
Kapanke is one of 16 lawmakers - eight Republicans and eight Democrats - facing recall efforts from voters in their districts.

On Friday, several hundred people gathered outside the La Crosse City Hall to celebrate the fact they had collected more than the necessary number of signatures to trigger a recall election against the senator.
*Can we nominate that for a Euphemism Award?

Sums It All Up, Dunnit?

Extra Bonus Quote of the Day

"We've gone to 50th in education and number one in gonorrhea, and that's the accomplishments of an all Republican government."

-- Dick Harpootlian, former chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party, explaining to The Fix why he's running again for his old position. 

Sporting News & Views

Mark Heisler's the L.A. Times NBA beat writer. At truthdig, he takes on that most 'Murkan of games, footsball.
You had to be inhuman, or at least un-American, not to be moved by “The Journey,” the intro this year (XLV, or 45), narrated by Michael Douglas—looking wonderful after his months-long battle with cancer, so the mere sound of his voice raised a lump in your throat.

A montage followed ... immigrants against a backdrop of the Statue of Liberty ... a kid in the Dust Bowl ... suffragettes on the march ... U.S. soldiers hitting Normandy beach ... tiny JFK Jr. saluting his fallen father ... a space shuttle launch ... Rosa Parks ... Ali in the ring ... Reagan ... Obama ... Ray Charles’ dazzling smile ... a German with a jackhammer atop the Berlin Wall ... Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon ... Martin Luther King’s emotion-filled voice, booming “I have a dream” ... New York firemen raising Old Glory amid the dust and ruins of 9/11.

Then, segueing to shots of Cowboy Stadium, the Steelers’ Hines Ward and the Packers’ Aaron Rogers, Douglas intoned:

“Tonight, here we are, united, to see their journey, two storied franchises. ...”

Of course, if you’re an archaeologist digging up the DVD in the year 3,677, you’re going:

And the footsball stadium in downtown Los Angeles fantasy various movers & shakers, local & national, are trying:
In other words, it’s a national carpet-bagging initiative, enabling teams seeking public money in Jacksonville, the Twin Cities and San Diego to extort their best deal before someone pulls up stakes and becomes the Los Angeles Chargers/Vikings/Jaguars.

Not surprisingly, the news occasioned rejoicing in Los Angeles (and the offices of the Chargers, Jaguars and Vikings) and no protest, whatsoever.

If our government can’t enact a health plan like those of the modern industrialized nations without charges being made about establishing “death panels,” the NFL operates on a higher plane.
That is so high I can't explain. Also delves into labor disputation, & how evil the owners are.

Sonora Cafe Art Up-Date

Oh, turns out April is MOPLA. Better get on it then. But we've misplaced the piece of paper (Go ahead, laugh: We can still spread graphite & ink w/ the best of 'em!) where we'd recorded the previous items in this series, & we don't want to find it now. Wait, second time's the charm, here it is. OK:

We find ourself around the former Sonora Cafe every few wks. (Previously on this stupid web log.) And the display changes often.
For variety, the front view.
25 February 2011 ABC sends a camera.
But not for long.
By 16 March 2011 censorship was fully established.
Possibly as a result of whatever Channel 7 showed.