Saturday, October 8, 2011

They Must Have A Very Elastic Definition Of "Weird"

Doubtless there will be a recap or two of what weird crap these people spewed at their Bizarro world confab (Attended by all the Republican would-be Presidential nominees, we are advised.) but if they're such wonderful, wholesome all-American family types, representative of the 300 million real Americans, & not in any way shape or form Satanic homo-fascists bent on destroying rather than restoring America, why does the head buffoon have to remind them to watch their mouths?
Each time Mertz opens or closes a session at VVS, he offers this advice to the crowd: "Don't be the weird one." He means don't be the out-there birther, etc., the so-called "unscrupulous" members of the press corps will undoubtedly find as they seek to slander the crowd here. It's a common, repeated refrain at a VVS and it raises a chuckle everytime Mertz says it.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mertz said the media has run out to say nice things about the thousands filling the streets as part of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

He must be talking about that liberal media that exists in wingnut delusions and no where else.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He really means, don't let them catch you on camera being the weird one.

M. Bouffant said...

Loon Editor:

Their official sessions should be closed & unrecorded if they don't want the weird getting out.