Eat The Rich, Punk-Ass Chumps

Via funnyman #ChrisMarcil, a peek into the lives of that 1% you may have heard about:

In a Bankruptcy Court filing last week, attorneys for Frank McCourt alleged that Selig responded to the "enormous negative publicity" of the divorce trial by hatching a plan to choke off the Dodgers' money supply and force a sale of the team.

The league has alleged McCourt's financial mismanagement in asking the Bankruptcy Court to order a sale. Still, there is little doubt that the divorce proceedings engendered "enormous negative publicity."

Frank fired Jamie as the Dodgers' chief executive in a termination letter that cited "insubordination, non-responsiveness, failure to follow procedures and inappropriate behavior with a direct subordinate," a reference to an affair Frank alleged Jamie had with her driver.

When Jamie initiated the divorce proceedings — one week shy of what would have been the couple's 30th anniversary — she revealed the details of a lavish lifestyle ultimately financed by Dodgers fans.

"Frank and I enjoyed the many perquisites and benefits that come with owning a Major League Baseball team," she wrote in a court declaration.

She wrote of combined salaries of $7 million per year, plus $46 million to buy side-by-side oceanfront estates in Malibu, $27 million to buy side-by-side homes near the Playboy Mansion, additional properties in Massachusetts, Montana, Colorado, Wyoming and Mexico, $400 dinners and $1,000 per-night hotels, private jet travel around the world, even house calls from hairdressers and makeup artists.

Until someone imposes Second Amendment remediation on these sad excuses for human beings, Americans will all be rightfully condemned as punk-ass chumps.