Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Torture Never Stops

Today's Dodger game in the nation's capital postponed by rain: This means we'll have to be consciousawake by 1000PDT tomorrow to catch the double-header.

Fuck you, Dodgers Twitterer (1447PDT): Now it's on again, but we have to wait for an announcement of game time.

DOUBLE FUCK YOU, MORON (1456PDT): Story changed again.
Tonight's game has officially been canceled and there will be a double header tomorrow. PRIME TICKET Game 1, KCAL Game 2
(Had no idea how prophetic the headline would be.)

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It finally stopped raining here (about 105 miles N.W. of D.C.). So what's their problem?
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M. Bouffant said...

Sports & Culture Editor:

Soggy field? Just looking to piss the editorial us the hell off?

Unknown said...

At least the Pad's are spoiler angels for the D-backs as they have beaten back the hated Giants twice in a row.

As a former AZ resident (twice I left screaming for mommy back to Cali) I will be a fair weather fan in the playoffs and root for the Dbacks.

M. Bouffant said...

Kali Über Alles! Editor:

Har-rumph! As a native of S.F., we are OK w/ the Giants. (We'd almost pay for one of those LA/SF caps.)

As someone who spent several wks. working in Tempe, but did not permanently relocate when our "job" was moved there, we say "Pooo!" (Or worse.)