Sunday, June 5, 2011

Farm Report

Any of you clod-hopping hicks in fly-over (And as fast as one can!) country have any ideas about this, which appeared atop our Gmail?
What the hell happens to the "damaged" grain? No damn wonder people are sick all over.

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

As a resident of Ohio, I'm an expert.

This is a typo, they are advertising for damaged brains.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Goes straight back to ADM, and used to make Ralphs' food.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

This is a typo, they are advertising for damaged brains.

Abby somebody.

M. Bouffant said...

All. One. Store Editor Informs:

Mr. McDonald, mock Ralphs all you want, but they are a subsidiary of Mid-West grocery monster Kroger. Do you know what you're stuffing in your burger-hole?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Brains.

M. Bouffant said...

Nutrition Editor Warns:

One never knows: Might be brains made of grains.

We've seen some JELL-O® brain molds that would fool a shambling corpse.