Saturday, June 11, 2011

Existential ++Agony

It appears we will have to shower (Will not be shaving.) & leave the bunker in search of sustenance. Today. While there's enough pancake batter to postpone exodus for a day, we don't have enough milk. And having et nothing but fish sticks & salmon yesterday, we are lusting for meat.

Also out of coffee.

Nobody knows, & the torture never stops.

3 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Bachelorhood sounds incredibly glamorous.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Could you substitute water for milk, or would that be a bridge too far?

I actually cut and peeled a couple of thistle plants to eat- they taste like artichokes.

M. Bouffant said...

From The Editor of the Men's Section:

Oh, we use water in the mix, but one simply cannot have pancakes w/o that glass o'moloko afterwards.

Thistles w/ Hollandaise, we hope.

We don't share most of the glamour; there are laws, but it can be summed up thusly: "Sleep all night/Sleep all day/Nuthin' good on tee vee/Anyway"