Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Of Course They "Rest In Peace," Cliché-Mongers, THEY'RE DEAD!!

Sad to see Elizabeth Taylor go, especially when that witch Zsa Zsa Gabor, thirteen yrs. older, still has her leg & seems to be improving at home.

And we're also sad because we made a death pool crack when Zsa was admitted to the hospital, & have (as yet) been unable to capitalize on it, but made no references, snide or otherwise, to Ms. Taylor's hospital admittance. Damn!

The special place somewhere under our clothesin our tiny & evil heart that Ms. Taylor occupies is entirely due, as one might suspect, to her sudden dominance of the middle American media environment (Hah. Didn't even know we were in it then.) at the same time we were playing doctorstarting to think more about girls. (Precocious bastard.)
"BLUNT TRUTH FROM CHIANG" Sheesh. 
Said plastering of La Liz's mug & other features all over everything a result of 20th Century-Fox's attempts to break even on Cleopatra.

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