Brief Reminders To The Cascadians

One, two, three.

We hope our Canadian Cascadian friendsreaders will overlook this goateed, chauvinistic & xenophobic asshole's insistence that the world ends at the 49th parallel ("Chilean Quake a Warning to U.S. Northwest," "Rising Odds for a Great Northwest Quake by 2060," "A Postcard to the Pacific Northwest: Prepare") & get their go-bags in order too.