Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Xmas In Vegas W/ Fuck McSuck

Looking at April Winchell's Holiday Tunes collection, we noted the name Fay McKay, & felt we should share/remember w/ the rest of the world, specifically that we saw Ms. McKay at a lounge gig in Las Vegas some 35 yrs. ago.

We & our fellow barely-post-adolescent travelers found her act to be pretty bad. (We were even more self-consciously hep then. Would nostalgia make the act tolerable now?) Indeed, we doubt if we would even have remembered her & her act (No memory at all of the other acts.) if we hadn't seriously cracked up our associates by calling her "Fuck McSuck." (One always remembers getting big laughs, & perhaps we shouldn't be so quick to claim even adolescence for ourself & our friends, though we were all, obviously, at least 21.)

St. Nick on a stick, nothing & no one can be consigned to the dustbin of history.We note that Ms. McSuckMcKay left Vegas forever in 2008; we're sorry we were mean to her in 197(?), & even sorrier we felt it necessary to repeat it here to a (possibly) larger audience than our five or six buddies. No, wait, perfectly fine to speak ill of the dead. They don't care.

4 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

You would have been mean to the Kids of Widney High or something.

M. Bouffant said...

"Down W/ People 2010" Editor Denies All:

We don't pick on animals. Talk to Kaus about "kids."

The fabulous Fay was not seat or scooter-bound in 1970-whenever, either.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Needs more pantomime twins.

M. Bouffant said...

Study Editor Promises:

We'll have someone look into that.