Wednesday, December 1, 2010

We Could Just Copy Our Email
All Day & All Night & All Afternoon

Hello,
 
I am Sgt Wilson Hill with the United Nations troop in Afghanistan , on war against terrorism. 
 
Based on the United States legislative and executive decision that we must evacuate Iraq immediately for Afghanistan, Now we are in Afghanistan military base and I will be redeployed back to my country military base soonest, come next year 2011, Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on the war against terrorism. 
 
On the other hand, I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of 10.2 million USD, which I got from crude oil deal here in Iraq . I deposited this money with a Red Cross Agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money and it is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for the money. 
 
I want to invest the money in a good business as soon as I am redeploy , anyway you will advice me on that since I am not a business person.I am an American and an intelligence officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.
Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities that are secured so nobody can monitor our emails, then I can explain in details to you. I will only reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored, I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with. 
 
If you are interested, please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further enquiries when I am out of our military network. I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else. 
 
I wait for your contact details so we can go into action. In less than 5days, the money should have been in your position and I will come over for my money. I will give to you 40% of the sum and 60% is for me because I know that nothing goes for nothing I hope I am been fair to you.
I wait for your full details information: 
 
Your Full Name……… 
Your Address………… 
Your direct Tele Phone….. 
Your occupation and Age
 
Regards, 
Sgt Wilson Hill

4 comments:

Mendacious D said...

Smells like HALLIBURTON.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Piker!

Without Social Security and name of first pet he gots NOTHING!
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Mendacious D said...

It appears that I am clairvoyant:

"Nigeria will file charges against former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and officials from five foreign companies including Halliburton Co. over a $180 million bribery scandal"

M. Bouffant said...

Financial Editor Guesses:

It probably was Cheney, trying to get his ill-gotten funds home w/o paying taxes.