Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Closet Case? It Would Be
Irresponsible ...

As noted two items down, a Virginia delegate doesn't want sodomites in his precious Virginia Nat'l. Guard.
"It's a distraction when I'm on the battlefield and have to concentrate on the enemy 600 yards away and I'm worried about this guy whose [sic] got eyes on me," the lawmaker, Delegate Bob Marshall (R), told WUSA9. "If I needed a blood transfusion and the guy next to me had committed sodomy 14 times in the last month I'd be worried."
Really, "Delegate Bob?" You're under fire & you think the guy next to you may be more interested in making goo-goo eyes than in keeping himself (& maybe even you) from being killed? A round from the enemy does not threaten you as much as some big handsome stud right next to you blowing kisses? We can only assume that Bob's been so distracted himself, perhaps when he was lifting weights.
He has a personal library of 2000+ books, is an avid reader of history, philosophy, constitutional issues, and medical, social and political issues of importance. His hobbies (when he has time) include weight lifting, gardening and photography.
2000+ books? A veritable  Sarah ("I read 'em all!") Palin.

The Washington Post has another telling quote.
"This policy will weaken military recruitment and retention, and will increase pressure for a military draft,'' Marshall said. "After 232 years of prohibiting active, open homosexuals from enlisting in our military, President Obama and a majority in Congress are conducting a social experiment with our troops and our national security...In countries where religions and cultures find homosexual acts immoral, the Obama administration's repeal policy will work to the detriment of all American troops in securing local cooperation with our nation's foreign policy goals."
Afghanis may have been just fine w/ being bombed by robots while their country is under occupation (A recent survey indicated few Afghans even knew that all the mess inflicted on them was a result of the 11 September, 2001 acts of armed self-defense by people protecting their religion & culture. How will they know there may be sodomites in the ISAF ranks? If we aren't mistaken, the Royal Army & the cock-crazy Canadian Forces already have serving sodomites.) but once the dirty Mooslims (Nonetheless morally admirable for their stance against perversion!) discover that open, active poofters are in the ranks, they'll really be pissed!

2 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Really, "Delegate Bob?"

Delegate Bob has the problem of being supernaturally sexy.

M. Bouffant said...

Mocking The Dead Editor Adds:

Perhaps the supernatural part comes from this:

Delegate Bob Marshall (Republican 13th District) married Catherine Fonseca in 1976. They have five children, Teresa, Chris (deceased), Mary, Joey (pictured) and Tommy (pictured), and attend All Saints Catholic Church in Manassas.

Funny the female children aren't pictured. Maybe they're too busy breeding somewhere else .