Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Military Threat, Curse Of The Bears, March To The Sea

Various sissies, weaklings & cowards on the bought-&-paid-for left are pearl-clutching about Ted Rall's call for revolution in these United Snakes.Our debased discourse makes it completely acceptable for Republican candidates (Not free-lance cartoonists, actual, party-nominated candidates!) to bring up the "Second Amendment remedies" & make it clear that the violent revolution card remains "on the table."That, after all is to be expected & it's what the hell the Second Amendment is for, isn't it?

But beyond "They started it!" (And they did.) what other illustrations of the imminent necessity of armed self-defense can we find? First they came for the whales, but we were not a bear. We'd be worried if we were:
No, he doesn't seem to be aiming at "Mama Grizzlies," if you know what we mean. Plenty of confused climate change babble, and a startling insight into the natural world:
God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse. The tragic thing here is that we are bringing this curse upon ourselves.
Please convince us that we won't need to be armed when we start to herd these livestock into the mental health facilities.

Weould it be cruel of us to mention that the titular leader of Mr. Fischer's death cult often reminds us of a hot dog on a stick? Sure it would, so we will.
And speaking of mental health, one of the hand-wringers provides hard evidence that these people literally worship death. Rick Santorum & now G.W. Bush have shared their miscarriage experiences w/ us (yes, went out of their ways to tell all of America about the fetus in a jar fetish) & another, even creepier, has been shared w/ all.
There's also this concerning Allen Quist, a former Minnesota state legislator and unsuccessful congressional and gubernatorial candidate who's an unswerving religious conservative:

The depth of his conviction on the abortion issue is illustrated in the most traumatic moment in his life. On a winter morning in 1986, Quist's first wife, Diane, 6 1/2 months pregnant with their 10th child, was on her way to a friend's house when her car slid off the road and rammed into a drainage ditch. She was killed, along with the unborn child.

Legislators who went to the funeral said they were shocked to see the fetus in the open casket with Diane.


So there's something, well, archetypal about this kind of story for religious rightists.
Tell us we don't need to throw people like that out of office. Spare us the democracy crap. Also tell us why those who call for the deaths of untold more thousands can be stopped w/o a credible military threat? It's all they understand.
Republican Senator sparks outrage after calling on U.S. to consider pre-emptive strike to 'neuter' Iran

[...]

Mr Graham, who has been in office since 2003 and serves on the armed services senate committee, said the last thing the world needed was a nuclear-armed Iran.

He said: 'So my view of military force would be not to just neutralise their nuclear programme, which are probably dispersed and hardened, but to sink their navy, destroy their air force and deliver a decisive blow to the Revolutionary Guard.

'In other words, neuter that regime.'

Mr Graham, who also serves in the U.S. military as an active member of the Air Force reserves, added: 'Nobody would like to see the sanctions work any more than I would because I'm still in the military and I get to meet these young men and women on a regular basis.

'I know what it's been like for the last nine years and if you use military force, if sanctions are not going to work, and a year from now it's pretty clear they're not going to work, what do our friends in Israel do?'
The idea of a sad sack like Graham calling for the neutering of anything has us in stitches.

And No More Mr. Nice Blog, w/ plenty of linkage & quotes from other would-be murderers, provides even more reasons to pick up the gun.
... I don't care how this gets painted by the mainstream media, I don't care if this shows up on YouTube, because I am convinced that the most important thing the Founding Fathers did to ensure me my First Amendment rights was they gave me a Second Amendment.

And if ballots don't work, bullets will.

I've never in my life thought that the day would come where I would tell individual citizens that you are responsible for being the militia that the Founding Fathers designed. They were very specific. You need to be prepared to fight tyranny, whether it comes from outside or whether it comes from inside. And we are at a moment in history where I have a president who has declared to the entire world that he cannot secure my borders, that he cannot get rid of people who don't belong in this country, which means he cannot do his job -- and when you cannot do your job, you gotta go home....

You've got to do it now. This is the standoff. When I say I'll put my microphone down on November 2 if we haven't achieved substantial victories, I mean it, because at that point I'm going to go off into the hills of Kentucky, I'm going to go out into the Midwest, I'm going to go up in the Vermont and New Hampshire outreaches, and I'm going to gather together men and women who understand that some things are worth fighting for and some things are worth dying for....


Ladies and gentlemen, the new chief of staff for an incoming congressman.

Weep for your country.
Entire rant:Weep for your country? Kill for it, wimp! They claim they're willing to, why aren't we at least making that claim?

Fuck, just a few minutes reading these lunatics & we're calling for a 21st-Century March to The Sea. We'll start in San Diego w/ all the retired military retards & march right along the Christopher Columbus Intercontinental Freeway to the Atlantic, leaving the Sun & Bible Belt in ruins after us. Once we've cleaned out Georgia like Sherman did, we take a right turn (Ha ha!) at Georgia & clear out Florida. You're w/ us or against us; maybe you'd better get off the fence before someone pushes you.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Not to mention the Lizard People are attacking from your own coast line.

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Morbo said...

I think I know someone who's going to get a mention on the Daily Show in the near future.

M. Bouffant said...

Not Bloody Likely Editor Figures:

Not us, we are assuming you are assuming.

Not worried about the Lizardos; they're gonna call us before they do anything really crazy.