Monday, November 1, 2010

A Brief Reminder To Americans

The Second Amendment is still in force. We hope all rightcorrect-thinking (By which we mean leftist. Or we could simply mean "all thinking Americans.") Americans have, as certain political figures recently drooled, re-armed & reloaded. And maybe have gotten in some target practice, made sure their ammo supplies are more than adequate (Remember, a penis substitute is useless w/o the seeds of democracy.) cleaned, oiled, yada their weapons, & taken any other necessary steps, should tomorrow's exercise in political theater & bogus democracy not go our way. Because "Second Amendment remedies" are not exclusive to reactionaries, & we will take our country back. (Or forward, depending on how one looks at it.)

3 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Could an animated gif of Speaker Boehner be on the horizon?

M. Bouffant said...

Eco-Ed. Is Shocked:

We thought Ooompa-Loompas were an endangered species; then we realized that there'll be no tree-hugging or species-humping in the New Old America.

Anonymous said...

There is a sign in the locker room of every LAPD station that says, "Oil the slide or you might die." (referring to their semi-auto pistols of course). It could be the slogan of the 2nd-amendment left.
Peabody