Monday, September 20, 2010

"Can you meet me in LA next week?"*

No. (Among other things, Dana Point is hardly "LA." Nor is 30 September next wk. And no fucking dinner for our 750 clams? Next you'll be telling us it's a "no-host," cash only bar.) But we will ask here & now how the free market of ideas is working out for you.

*Title of email.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I haz a kweschun for these clowns!

"What business does a pack of louts such as yourselves asking for $750 a pop for the *ahem* pleasure of your presence and some no doubt badly needed liquid painkiller?"
~

M. Bouffant said...

Cynical Editor:

There's one born every minute.