Monday, July 12, 2010

Targets Of The Wk.

We'll start w/ the Heritage Foundation, who have kindly directed would-be bombers to their Washington, D.C. location:

VIA SOUTH OF WASHINGTON DC (from Interstate 95):

  1. Take the I-395 N exit- exit number 170A- on the left towards WASHINGTON.
  2. Merge onto I-395 N.
  3. Take the D STREET NW exit towards US CAPITOL.
  4. Keep RIGHT at the fork in the ramp.
  5. Merge onto C ST NW.
  6. Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto LOUISIANA AVE NW.
  7. Turn RIGHT onto COLUMBUS CIR NE.
  8. Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto MASSACHUSETTS AVE NE.

VIA NORTH OF WASHINGTON DC (from Interstate 95)

  1. Take the I-895 S/HARBOR TUNNEL THRUWAY exit- exit number 62- on the left towards ANNAPOLIS/BAY BRIDGE.
  2. Merge onto HARBOR TUNNEL TRWY.
  3. Take the MD-295 S/BALT/WASH PARKWAY
  4. exit- exit number 4- towards BWI AIRPORT.
  5. Merge onto MD-295 S.
  6. Take the EAST CAPITOL STREET exit.
  7. Merge onto E CAPITOL ST SE. E CAPITOL ST SEbecomes C ST NE.
  8. Turn RIGHT onto 6TH ST NE.
  9. Turn LEFT onto C ST NE. C ST NEbecomes MASSACHUSETTS AVE NE.
  10. The Heritage Foundation is located at: 
    214 Massachusetts Ave, NE
    Washington DC, 20002-4999
    ph 202.546.4400 | fax 202.546.8328
People familiar w/ the English & Latin langauges will recognize reversal of the words "via" & "from," another excellent reason to stop these clowns in their tracks. Get back to us at the beginning of next month, we may have a couple hundred bucks for Ryder truck rental or a couple of sacks of fertilizer.

Cowardly weaklings unwilling to defend freedom & liberty from the feudal interests at the Heritage Foundation may be nervous about blowing the dump up. If so, look & listen to the fascist they sent to Hardball, & tell us there would be something wrong w/ dragging this smirking asswipe out of the building & crippling him for life w/ our hammers & sickles. Then we could all laugh at him because he was a lazy cripple who wouldn't work, & tell him: "No entitlements, gimp!" Turnabout is fair play.
If only they knew what we went through to get this damn video. Not on the MSNBC site (Fuck you, assholes. Heritage call you up & ask you not to post it?) so we had to record it from the second daily rebroadcast, then it took two yrs. to upload from the DVD & cut, then the Nazi Assholes™ at YouTube™ wouldn't take it, nor would Bugger™'s video loader, so we had to do it again; as we type, we're advised that it's "processing." So far, that's indicated Bugger won't be picky: If it is being picky, it advises so immediately. It would be just swell if it would also advise what it's being picky about, but we ask too much of our corporate overlords as is.

Later: Still processing. At this point, we begin to suspect that nothing will ever happen. (We started this item at 1849!) How much patience do the politicians & digital overlords think we have? We'll tell them right now: Much, much less than they think.

Much later: Someone will pay for this. It won't be us, & it won't be cheap!

0210 THE NEXT FUCKING MORNING:Please excuse the living fuck out of us for the less than perfect quality, & the fact that the YouTube™ video editor is shit. We're so damned sorry.

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