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| Eagle looking ready to peck out your America-hating eyes. |
Monday, July 5, 2010
Conditions Are Right
America has been drinking & blowing shit up real good since Friday afternoon (at the latest). The actual Fourth of Independence has passed, yet there's another day off. The inexperienced are in charge, & there's no reason for people not to have a few more.
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Remember, kids, don't play with fireworks. Let adults who have been drinking all day handle the job.
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Here the eagles are on welfare eating leftover fish guts at the docks.
Our Editor Is A Great American:
Around here, a drunken adult is always assigned to supervise the children, who shouldn't really have had more than a couple of beers.
Let us know when Mr. Beaver is eating maple leaves. "Our" eagles may be able to find him modeling work.
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