Friday, July 2, 2010

Attention, Would-Be Motherfuckers!

Missed your big chance, but here are the dates you should have in mind for milfery, according to Slate. (Helpful, aren't they?)
"They have expectations—expectations that their partnership will be celebrated and even romanticized—but that is often not what transpires," the site's founder says. This logic isn't just visible after the first Sunday in May; the day after Valentine's Day is actually the most popular sign-up day of the year. (The day after Mother's Day is second, followed by the day after New Year's.)
Possibly useful to hubbies who want to keep wifey from straying as well.

2 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Did you have someone specific in mind when you wrote this post?

M. Bouffant said...

Generalized Editor Firmly States:

Naw, just looking to be offensive. The only punches we pull are not mentioning actual legal names of meat-space acquaintances. Unless they're celebrities.

Anonymous & allegedly foreign Internet personages get called out right to their pseudonyms.