Friday, June 25, 2010

Why We Have The Telebision On 18/7*

Mostly so we'll know immediately as soon as something blows up; sometimes the news is good:

BREAKING: DICK CHENEY TO HOSPITAL W/ "DISCOMFORT!"

*Not yet at the "sleeping w/ the tee vee on" stage.

2 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I have an idea about plugging the Deepwater Horizon leak...
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M. Bouffant said...

Inventive Solutions Editor Suggests:

Four Words: Dick Cheney, Oil Fountain!