Saturday, June 12, 2010

Annals Of Blowback

At last, Tucker's interns are getting into Newsmax/World Net Daily/Conservative News Service territory.
A foreign enemy is undermining America. An organization founded in Egypt in 1928, sworn to eradicate democracy, is working to raise their black flag over America and every other nation in the world. With plans to destroy our Constitution, it has infiltrated the highest levels of government, defense, and law enforcement. Bearded and robed, it walks the streets of our cities and lurks in hostile ghettos. It is the Muslim Brotherhood. Why does the Obama administration refuse to even name it?
Why so long? Maybe Tucker took a while to convince potential columnists that the venture capital was tied up in something other than payment for columns. Riding lessons, maybe.

So. Compare & contrast.
Is that clear? It was clear to McCarthy and he took it as the title of his book, The Grand Jihad, How Islam and the Left Sabotage America (Encounter Books, 455 pp, $27.95). This book lives on my desk because it answers two questions: Why do Muslims blow up buildings, highjack airplanes, and kill Americans if their real plot is to destroy us from within; and why did President Obama say to the Turkish Parliament, “Let me say this as clearly as I can: The United States is not, and never will be at war with Islam.”
Perhaps if this
lived on Cuckoo Chet's desk, instead of McCarthy's delusional pants-pissing, Chet might have some idea of what's actually transpired in the real world in the last 60-odd yrs.
One of these days the United Snakes will not just shoot off a toe, or crease its thigh when the hog-leg in the sweat pants goes off. No, current trends continuing or worsening (as they always do) soon the U.S. of A., on a hunting trip in some far-flung but oddly oil-rich part of the world, will have its head blown completely off by the shotgun (safety off, natch) it carelessly & precariously propped against the fence it was trying to climb over.

2 comments:

Hamish Mack said...

I think that you'll find that Mr Mcarthy does not piss his pants, because he has adult diapers with extra storage areas or has the old bicycle inner tube going straight to the 44 gallon drum in the basement.

M. Bouffant said...

Public Transit Editor Believes:

Sales of the motorman's friend are up nationwide.