Friday, June 25, 2010

America Eats Its Young, After Cooking Them In Cars

Thinning the herd:
A researcher says 18 children have died of hyperthermia since the beginning of the year, with eight deaths reported since June 13. That's the largest number of fatalities through the first half of a year since Jan Null, an adjunct professor of meteorology at San Francisco State University, began tracking the data in the late 1990s.
It would appear the young people of our cannibal nation are so genetcially compromised they can not get themselves out of unlocked cars.
Many of the recent cases have involved children who climbed inside an unlocked vehicle on a hot day and then couldn't get out.
Fucking sheep,
Like lambs to the slaughter.
American meat?
It's your daughter!

Moments later (So we're not calling it an "update.") something is being done about the problem:
Nearly one in five American women in her early 40s is childless, according to a report that shows a striking increase in women who don't have biological children.

The trend was much less common in the 1970s, when one in 10 women did not have children by 40 to 44, the age bracket researchers use to designate the end of childbearing years.

1 comment:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe checking up on the little ones more frequently than once every two hours would cut down on the senseless deaths.