Friday, May 14, 2010

Sleep All Night, Sleep All Day,
Nothing Good On TV Anyway

Big Brother SONY knows when you are sleeping, & when you are awake.
The next time you fall asleep in front of the TV, someone, or rather something, could be watching you – and all in the name of saving energy.

Sony last year launched a new addition to its Bravia range of TVs, which features facial recognition technology similar to that found in the electronics giants' most advanced cameras. As a result, the TV is able to "watch" you and can turn the picture off if you nod off in front of Match of the Day, saving the energy used by the backlight.
Sure, "saving energy." One needn't be a delusional paranoidtypical Glenn Beck viewer to see that this may not be the best thing ever.

6 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

My TV has ALWAYS watched me.

Anonymous said...

I came across one of your snarky, arrogant comments on a separate blog today. Judging by your own writing style and standards here, you have absolutely no business judging others. Even the 'Leave your comment' description reads like a bad episode of entourage. Another LA washout pretending to be learned.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

SEE ? NOW MY TV IS RESPONDING TO MY COMMENTS!!

M. Bouffant said...

Knowledge Is Arrogance Editor Admits:

Yeah, no business at all. Actually, we're not pretending to be learned, we're pretending to be funny.

That's Entourage, by the way, Miss Truly Learned Know-It-All.

What does one's "writing style" have to do whether or not it's one's business to judge others? All must pass by us, to know if they shall live or die!

(Where the hell does this loser get "arrogant," anyway?)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

WORLD BLOG WAR III(zillion).

Must know what blog, which comment.

(Not to pour gasoline on the fire, because what kind of pyro would do a thing like that?)
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M. Bouffant said...

"Who Effing Knows?" Editor Reports:

We left one snarky & arrogant comment at some ninny blog this wk., but if you think we can remember which ninny, you are sorely mistaken. It was a perfectly reasonable comment, which explains why we were so insulted by anon, yet our point (whatever it may have been) was not refuted.