T.P.ing Or Tea Bagging?

We've never seen them, so they're news to us. Not that we aren't sick & tired of these two-tub turkeys, but it makes our heart beat just a bit quicker (which is probably going to kill us quicker) to see what absolute failures these mortal fools be. Especially telling: Inconsistency.

This one more for the odd ideas than the spelling. There are no Xians in Kenya?

And for Ann Althouse.