Monday, March 8, 2010

Men, Let Your Wallets Flop Out, Women, Open Your Purses

Joseph Farah is Taking America['s Money] Back! You, too, can participate!

By sponsoring or exhibiting at the TAKING AMERICA BACK Conference you will be reaching a cross section of 5,000 like- minded patriots, libertarian Tea Party supporters, 2nd amendment advocates, Christian voters, and men and women who are defined by conservative moral and fiscal ideals. TAKING AMERICA BACK will have tremendous media attention from across the globe that will bring strong attention to your organization or brand. Whether you decide to exhibit or sponsor at our TAKING AMERICA BACK Conference or combine your conference sponsorship with the incredible TEA PARTY AT SEA, your brand will be positioned with the best of attention and care from our professional event staff.

Country first? As soon as a solid profit is assured, of course. Believe it or shove it, glibertarian douchebags do not necessarily place patriotism before profit. And, you can get some golf in while you're Taking America's Money Back for Farah's little event.
There's one born every minute!

ADDED FUN (LATER): Be sure to visit the Tea Party At Sea advert, if only for the Flash header featuring a cruise ship (possibly run aground) appearing to launch fighter aircraft, w/ a rippling American flag in the foreground. We're almost surprised there was no Geeziz-on-a-stick somewhere in the composition, but paranoid Jewish people have money too. Judeo-Xian values, baby!

1 comment:

Substance McGravitas said...

Be sure to visit the Tea Party At Sea advert, if only for the Flash header

Holy shit that is terrific.