Friday, January 22, 2010

Leisure Time Activities In The Bunker (First & Last In A Series)

  • Pulling hair from nose & ears.
  • Trimming eyebrows.
  • Sleeping.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No drinking?

Waht about teh damned TV I'm supposed to be watching?

Ehh?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Pulling hair from nose & ears.

Look out! The bugs collect it, make voodoo dolls and then that's it for you.

I recommend setting fire to all bodily leavings.

M. Bouffant said...

Older & Slightly Wiser Editor Sez:

Used to bend the elbow at both ends, but somewhere in our mid-forties we lost a lot of the urge. Case in point: Had a few snoots on New Yr.'s Eve, but haven't had a drop since.

The telebision is simply part of the air in here (Currently avoiding the Haiti telethon by watching our Goobernator in Predator) until something so inanely stupid or vicious is said that we ask ourself what we're dong listening to this crap, & put on some music. (Oddly enough, we lost our urge for music sometime in our mid-forties too, but it can still cleanse the palate occasionally.)

You mock (or you think you do) but in the early '90s we went out (for several yrs.) w/ a dame who burned her fingernail clippings for that very reason. She was worried about witches, not bugs, so it's not as if she were crazy or anything, like if she were worried about bugs doing that. 'Cause that would be crazy.

M. Bouffant said...

Governators On Tee Vee Editor Adds:

And the former Goob of Minn., Jesse "The Body," in the same flick. A first?