Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Is It Possible To Be This Staggeringly Ignorant & Foolish?

We took our life in our hands earlier today when, bored w/ MSNBC's Countdown, we decided to check Sarah Palin on FOX's O'Reilly Factor. We missed her appearance, but saw this feat of idiocy from Factor host Bill live. Awful as it was (Bill, sweetie-baby, you ever heard of the First Amendment?) we were unwilling to be arsed to look for it ourselves. Thanks, then to Red Tory, who left it unguarded on his site.
Oh wait, ha ha, irony. (Not the irony of O'Reilly calling for the accountability of the heckler, not Bush. Though it is incredible.) We were laboring under the impression that it was Bush 43, as he likes to call himself, but it's Poppy 41. Extra good for the heckler then, that he remind the elder bastard of what a shit he is & where he's going. Plenty of time to heckle W., who, as we really should have known, will not be appearing in public very often in the future, w/ the exception of motivational (NSFW) seminars, accepting bogus awards from mackerel-snapping bead-rattlers ("Legatus' Web site says registration is $1,475 per person for the event [which is] open only to members and guests.") & opening the IFA 50th Annual Convention. Savior of the Free World to franchise huckster. Gonna re-fill the coffers. Heh. Kee-rist.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So another anti-Catholic bigot has come out of the woodwork. I feel sorrow for your sad, pathetic soul.

Hamish Mack said...

MB has a sad pathetic soul? Well that's just dandy isn't it? He'll be swanking it around showing off, all soully. Just 'cos some of us were a bit slow getting to the shops and they were all souled out.

M. Bouffant said...

"So Sorry" Editor Types:

We recently remarked on how religio-ninnies are always so "sorry" about people who don't conform to their fairy-tales. We're sorry you're such a moron, Anon.

That's not our soul we're swanking around, though it is all stunted & diseased.